FINE THEN!

I am no stranger to disappointment...yet here I am disappointed. I did not get the job I wanted so bad I could taste it...so now I am back to applying for jobs – any job – again and completely deflated. If I had the option to throw in the towel - I would and I’d burn some shit down in the process but...logic rules...it is not the end of the world - I am just intensely pissed off and it shall dissipate...and just pile up in my WRATH STORAGE CONTAINMENT AREA IN MY BRAIN...btw – those fucktards SHOULD NOT call references unless they are hiring someone...THE END.

Good thing there is no ice cream shops nearby. This rejection is similar to relationship rejection for me...lol

Anyhoo........................................it’s all about the DINO TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!

ima so hungry!

I woke up at 3 am freezing my balls off (YAY!!!) but soooo hungry...it was weird................

Much drama getting Ayla to the bus...via cab we had to stop at the Y to get her runners...then she realized she forgot her learners licence...GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it is hard to not throttle her some days...G is in the midst of running her learners to the post office to send express and it he doesnt appear overly impressed with me for interupting his morning poop...I am very popular in the house right now apparently...not a lot of love and good vibes flowing in any direction.

Now I get 1 week of not being called an asshole at home at least...well it is early yet...G isnt much of a name caller really but I am pretty sure he thinks bad names at me and shoots mind daggers in my general direction frequently...

Even with a SLAP CHOP in the house I am having a boring life. Can I sue that company? They say "stop having a boring life" and imply that their product will cure a boring life so....you know...I am tempted. No stupider than the hot coffee lawsuit.

Hmmmmf.

baseball is boring

Went to a Victoria Seals baseball game last night...pretty boring...Ayla's T-Ball games 10 yrs ago were more riveting but oh well...good company so wtf. It was worth it just to hear Donna's repeated fears about the foul balls possibly coming over the net and killing her.

All that boringness exhausted me as I am dead tired today...it is Thursday though then a 3 day weekend...Ayla will be in Vancouver hanging with Ash and school clothes shopping. Then home a few days and off to PR for a week...

I recently added an ex on FB and omfg the status updates are very indicative of ZERO PERSONAL GROWTH or LIFE CHANGE...its quite humorous to witness backwards human evolution in action...so how many ppl have you slept with in your FB friend list? OK lets make it "made out with".....go on - go look and add it up....mines *7* ... not so bad....there's probably about 3 ppl on there I sure wouldnt mind making out with either...lol Ever made a list of the people you've slept with...? I don't recommend it...it brings up wayyyyy too much stuff and it can be rather disturbing.

No word about that job...I am officially giving up hope as time goes on...b/c that's how I roll...

Holy Hayzoos!

Ohhh glorious coldness! It was cold enough today to wear a long sleeve hoodie – thank u Jesus...

Speaking of Jesus...good score at the V V boutique the other day...2 baby Jesus’!!! 1 Mexican and one not! So fun! Whole nativity scene actually...can’t wait for xmas! My house is gunna be SO cheesed out Graeme will vomit! He hates xmas...I think he only hates xmas b/c he is not attached to food whatsoever...what is that about anyhow? Every time I offer him food and he says “I’m not hungry.” I think he is more and more an alien...since when did eating yummy food be about hunger? Uhh duh Graeme...sorry excuse 4 a glutton let me tell you...which would make xmas and such events kinda boring if you weren’t all about the pig out factor. To me xmas has NOTHING to do with xmas...it is just an excuse to be nice to ppl and spend time with ppl u give a crap about...what’s wrong with that? Sad that we need a holiday for it, sure but whatever...as Chief Blasphemer of the Victoria Area I can assure you my version of xmas is better than the Birth of Christ version which was not even in December...so there.

No word yet on potential employment yet this week...makes me nervous. I have already convinced myself I MUST work at the new location or I may die.

Went to the storage locker n the basement last night...fuckin’ nice assholes...someone ripped the lock off and rooted through my trunk of Ayla goodies...nothing appears to be gone but Graeme’s awesome luggage/gift from his old job was taken...assholes. We weren’t the only ones either – other lockers were pilfered by the looks of it...likely some a-hole moving out looted the joint b4 he left. People suck...I am reluctant to leave anything down there anymore...luckily the stuff I have down there is only important to me and useless to anyone else. I think I will get a lock for the trunk and a bigger lock for the door once they replace the hinge...pretty bad when your landlord has 2 theoretically escort ppl down to the basement to deal with their storage stuff to ensure ppl don’t get robbed.

A few good shows coming up this month...Start With the Cobra (FUCKKK YEAH SOOooOoOO STOKED FOR THIS SHOW AUG 20th!!!!) is playing @ Lucky and Bloody Betty Aug 28...woohoo! I am trying to wrangle Hot Donna into a baseball game on Wednesday night too...also hoping Graeme’s friend will come visit at some point this month...busy busy!

...NEWSFLASH...

I feel The Yuck.

haaaaa!

hitting a flick with Lisa today "THE OTHER GUYS" - then checking out Alex & Kelsey's t-shirt sale...

went nut yesterday and turfed about 3-4 garbage bag fulls of shit outta the closet...then hit Ayla's room and cleaned it - omg what a slob she is...she didn't shit the bed too much that I was in her room...I think deep down she knew it would take her 2 weeks to clean it if i hadn't....the whole day was cleaning and organizing and such...nice.

sun's trying to come out today after a few days of rain (THANK YOU!)...

Andrea's butt

friday night @ Lucky was gooooooddddddddd...Rotterdam kicked our asses and after they were done Donna and I thought it wasn't gunna get any better so we bolted (no Cancer Bats 4 us) and hit Pizza Zone for some 420 pizza...lamented about the missing eye candy at Lucky Bar...and were good girls home by midnite-ish.

eye color pervert - that's me

I am about 40 mins away from weekend freedom right now...I am alone in the office (rare occurrence and it makes me wanna do something bad only I dunno what.

Job interview yesterday went well...seemed fine but gawd knows I suck at making judgments on that sort of thing...one good sign though is that same day they called my old and new boss so that is positive...don’t wanna get too excited but...I am hopeful. I LOVE the location of the job so that alone would make me giddy...I would cancel my bus pass and walk to and from work every day. My current boss is horrified I might be going...timing sucks and I am just fun...so you know...huge office loss. (snicker) I had a feeling the moment I made all my vacation plans and got it all approved something would come up b/c that’s why I haven’t made any solid plans 4 the rest of the year...so here’s hoping!

Ayla blessed me with her presence last night...she is a prickly pear that one...is it 2013 yet?

I haven’t had sugar all week aside from yogurt and fruit...kicking sugar is a bitch...but once you do it the cravings decrease to a manageable level...for me anyhow...it never goes away...christ - if there were no consequences I‘d eat ice cream, chocolate bars, cherry blaster candy etc every day!!!!! ::pout::

Watched SPLICE last night...it was okay...the plot seemed rushed but it wasn’t HORRID like I was expecting from other ppls opinions of it...I’ve wasted 2 hrs watching stupider shit (LAST AIRBENDER)...
Tonight it’s a night out with Hot Donna and Cancer-Free Andrea (Yay! Good news!) –Rotterdam (minus Z) is opening for the Cancer Bats so the show should kick my ass appropriately. Donna and I love Rotterdam and this will be the 1st show with the new bassist so it’ll be interesting...I am fairly confident that Z’s absence will NOT affect how much I like the band live...(I am not 16 anymore...I am not 16 anymore...I am not 16 anymore...)

Hot Donna’s moving to a new place at the end of the month and it looks like it will be fab! NO MICE either so you know she is stoked haha I am sad she is moving outta the hood but...it really was a perfect place for Dugan and they are hard to come by as all you dog owners know...

I have been dealing with a cute little Venezuelan girl all afternoon...language barrier is excruciating...I am trying to help her but I haven’t a gawd damn clue what she’s saying really HAHAHA Although I keep being mezmorized by her eyes...they are the color of honey, all golden and sparkly...I haven’t known a few other ppl with that same eye color going on and I can’t stop staring at them...

OPERATION: BABY MOUSE ERADICATION

Awwww so cute...this was the mouse trapped in Donna's dog food bag. She called me at 630 am this morning freaking out b/c she reached in to the bag to feed the dog and it scratched her...she already has a very intense hate for rodents so she was losing her shit...so I went over and dragged the bag outside and set the little cutie free....

The WOUND! Tetanus shot awaits!

This is a hat Donna's aunt bought her (matching!) for their trip to Australia...Donna hated it and the dogs ended up getting a hold of it and well...she wont have to wear it to Australia now!

groomer

Graeme just picked something off my head and I am not grossed out.

 Birthday of the 40 Year Old Non-Virgin was pretty good...we had some eats...met up with friends...watched Donna and the lesbos get rather drunk which is always fun...nearly wrecked Guy's car with 4 tonnes of vagina in the back seat (that's me, Donna, Erin and Amanda crammed back there) when he drove into someones yard by accident (and I know you are thinking he must have been drinking but he did not have one drop of alcohol) and got a VERY large rock jammed under the car...he thought it would come loose so he kept driving only with all the weight in the back seat it wasn't going anywhere...so once we smelled smoke and could no longer bear the horrid noise of rock scraping the pavement at midnight on a quiet residential street...we all got out and lo and behold the car moved fwd and the rock was no longer stuck...Donna, in her drunken state thought she was She-Ra and lifted the rock to move it from the street and tossed it right onto the road HAHAHHAHA someone else moved it and then we got the F outta there. It felt reminiscent of grade 11.
We then went to Monty's - strip bar...Graeme was not really into it but we dragged him anyhow...I think he would have rather just went home but tough titty birthday boy! Saw some boobies and some tootaloos and that was that.
Graeme seems to like all his birthday loot...for him a new hoody, 4 shirts, cash for pants and some doodads like zombie game expansion pack and a collapsible beer glass etc.
 I was more excited about his b'day than he was.

We went and saw the Last Airbender movie last night.....TOTAL SHIT DO NOT SEE IT. (the penis/cock hair was the only good part...I cannot believe the filmmakers/editors did not NOTICE this...) Donna and I saw the Dinner 4 Schmucks...was funny but not as funny as I hoped..It was no SUPERBAD or WEDDING CRASHERS. I did like it that the dude from THE IT CROWD was in it though as the blind idiot at the dinner. We ate at some weird Korean rest. and it was kinda weird. The rice was good but the gyoza dumpling things were freezer burnt and there was this weird tofu/fish grossness on the side along with some nasty kimchi...wont go there again.

I have a job interview Thursday...one more shot at the EAW position...then I am done for a while unless something PERFECT comes up I am not applying for anything for a while...it is too demoralizing and I need to recharge.

2 days to go

2 more days of work to endure then 4 beautiful days off...SWEET JESUS COME TO MAMA!

Busy 1st part of the weekend...gotta make sure I have the last part of Graeme's upcoming birthday loot picked up and secured before Saturday...then Saturday he is FABULOUSLY 40 and I think we are planning to dine out?? prior to hitting Donna's WOW IM SINGLE PARTAY....added bonus being that guy will be in town and crashing overnight so he will join us and im SURE a good time will be had by all...such a weird mix of ppl it should be a weird hoot!

I decided to say fuck it to being a worry wart and used up the rest of my vacation time and booked it at work...got myself a 6 day stretch off at the start of Sept and will be going to Powell River with Aunty Pam...Graeme will join me there a few days b4 we leave and will be visiting his own peeps in Campbell River. Then in October I have a wedding to attend in Nanaimo (Yay Kori & Mary, by the way Kori this is the last fucking wedding of yours I am going to so...make it the one would ya!) and gotta start saving and planning 4 that little one night hotel excursion...also managed to get the 2 days before xmas off so I can have a nice LEAD UP to xmas without being frantic getting off work on xmas fucking eve afternoon trying to do last min crap...really stoked about that...

Gonzo story almost done...Shawn is coming over 4 dinner tonight...yay!

ADELE!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Have a good day!!!

You share a birthday with our old cat (RIP)...Milo Harricot Conklin.

Dear Diary,

It's 830 am Saturday morning. Ayla just dragged herself in, haven't seen or talked to her in 3 days due to events I shall not bore you with I don't care to speak of. The cat is spastic b/c she is home now and so excited to be ignored by her she can't function. Graeme is asleep. My fridge beside me hums me a love song b/c it is the only reliable thing going currently. I love my fridge and its giant hulk of goodness.

Today Aunty Pam, Uncle Jim, Mags and Squid are coming to town for a visit....awesome!!! Hot Donna is in Alberta laughing it up with her old friends which is good b/c I think the diversion is perfectly timed.

Fuck You Bus:

so last night after work I had a few things to grab, needed new headphones and a few last min things for G's b'day next week. I go do all that and decide to grab the 24/25 bus home, it is 545 pm, I am thinking one will come by within 20 mins so I will just wait....20 mins goes by....4 buses going the OTHER way of course but none for me dammit...30 mins...by this time I am invested in this fucking ordeal and am reluctant to walk up to Douglas to catch the 4 b/c I have already waited so fucking long and there's nothing worse than a bus u waited for to drive by u b/c u left the stop...grrr...so I call the bus line and ask wtf is up....she says the next one is due at 625....and the last one was 510....WTF IS THE POINT OF THAT!?!?!?!?! 1 hr and 15 mins between runs?! Are u joking? Fuck. So I decide to leave the stop and walk up to the upper one b/c all the drug dealers and scumbags are smelly and gross around me and they're pissing me off...
So I walk up to the next stop...623..........625......630 no fucking bus.....I have now waited 45 fucking mins for  bus in downtown Victoria...NOT POWELL RIVER WHERE THAT WOULD BE NORMAL, BUT VICTORIA!!! Gawd!!!! So I say fuck it and walk to catch the #4 around the corner....soon as I get there I see the 24/25 go by where I was just waiting and I seethe inside...then I wait til 645 for the #4 to come....FML, that was stupid. I arrived home hot and sweaty and thank gawd G had made some potato creation of goodness b/c I was so hungry I ate my gawd damn gum at the bus stop.

I like my new little frog template...also does the date automatically so...you know...it's a keeper!

Suckatash

Dear Baby Jesus...the gift you gave me 16 yrs ago...is it too late to exchange it? I want one that is nice.
All that usual drivel aside...I am enjoying the weather this summer aside from that stupid unreasonable heat a few weeks back. My feel have tan lines...they make my feel look dirty but I don’t care.

Hot Donna is doing pretty good all things considered...you know even when its for the best, relationships ending are never pleasant. We went and looked at a place she is taking and it’s great for the dog and has lotsa room and great perks....washer n dryer, dishwasher, cable, internet, heat, hydro is all included....sweet deal and a great dog yard. It is a bit further outta the city then I hoped (haha) but she drives so it’ll be fine 4 her. I will miss her being in my little ghetto neighbourhood.

Gotta get my Gonzo piece underway and done this weekend...I am hoping it will FLOW rather than be forced...the forced pieces never feel enjoyable to write or read...

Saw INCEPTION...do not go to it if u are sleepy or tired...you must be alert and pay attention. It is a pretty cool flick...definitely recommend it!

Donna’s off to Alberta this weekend so I will be staying close to home, not spending money and writing and puttering about...dodging bullets and daggers (kid just got her cell service suspended so if she is even around at all anymore it won’t be pleasant esp when she realizes the level of sucking up and penance needing to be paid to have me allow her her passport to go to Seattle with Jessica and J’s grandparents is far beyond what she’s likely capable of). I love my life. Fast fwd a few years please.

My bladder is screaming bloody murder at me right now to empty it. Wouldn’t that be funny if your organs could transmit verbal msgs in our heads...”hey fuckwad ease up on the rum!” or “use lotion this time dinkis or have u forgotten the 2 weeks worth of chaffing rash last time you yanked so vigorously with blatant disregard for my well being?”

Graeme made some bean creation that I am eating for lunch today...smells good and the nibbles I snuck seemed delish!

Woof!

Cool weekend...for me anyway...Oddly enough i have completely forgetten a bunch of it...which I find rather disturbing...did go see the groovy car show on Sunday, then hit the market, had lunch and then met up with Donna for a movie...INCEPTION...ohhh mindfuck time!!! Great thinking movie! Didnt do much Monday...laundry...Saturday though I am drawing a friggin blank....wtf.

I think Ms Andrea is getting sprug from the hosp today....woohoo...i gotta say, not being a fan of dogs in general her dog Cooper is so EFFING CUTE if i could clone him i might so that i had the exact same little wee ball of cuteness...he is cuddly (UNLIKE MY WEIRD CAT) and so small its like holding a little baby...awwwwww....lucky for me I have an extremely hideous aversion to picking up  warm dog shit via a plastic bag so I will never own a dog.

Off to see some apartments with Donna after work today....I love apt hunting...esp when it is not for myself!

oh my lovely Hot Donna....

she is a sad egg right now...relationship ended....new life starting....but it will all be for the greater good...and she will be better off for it at the end of it all.

DONNA YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! Kick lifes ass.

ahhahahaha yesterday

Funny bus experience:

I have had to type this carefully so as not to sound like a pedophile...it was all rather innocent on my end. I didn’t go LOOKING for this, I was sitting on the bus, headphones on and enjoying a delightful Pantera song when I see this woman and her 2 young sons get on the bus. They sat just over and across from me, so we were kind of facing each other.

About half way through the bus ride (keep in mind I can’t hear anything that’s going on, it’s all visual) I glance over in their direction and I see the older boy (around 12) looking at his mother HORRIFIED and panicked and then looks down at himself at the boner the poor kid has just sprung on the bus, wearing summer shorts for fucks sake...she immediately mumbles something and he crosses his legs, looking rattled and paranoid...over the next 7 mins or so he keeps checking himself out to see if it’s gone...the whole while I am trying incredibly hard to not laugh b/c this kid has a really expressive face and he is clearly mortified at this uncontrollable force that is his male human penis. And rightly so!

Things must have settled down a bit down there b/c he uncrossed his legs and went about the bus ride as per usual...chatting up his mom and little brother...then we got to the Quadra and Hillside stop...now this is the place where the transvestite/transsexual (sorry I am unaware of her status) gets on the bus everyday at this time and I CANNOT wait for this young innocent kid to get a load of her b/c she looks VERY manly but has floppy boobs and a 5 o’clock shadow all day long to go with her makeup and cowboy hat. Sure as shit she comes straight 2 the back where we are and this kid catches a look and locks on!! He CANNOT stop staring at her until she seats herself conveniently behind the mom so as the kid turns to talk to his mom he can stare at the interesting woman behind her without looking too obvious....funniest part was the kid has a boner again the whole time and didn’t notice until a minute later and assumed his crossed legged position....
This was the most fun people watching experience I have had in a while...I will never forget that kids face...15 mins on the bus and he went from happy to horrified to awestruck. lol

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July 14 2010 039
Originally uploaded by jennzebel

See....Mel Gibson doesn't HATE Jews.

Evade

I am a neglecter...but is it really neglecting when no one is here to be neglected? That is the question.

Have been experiencing a funky mind-humping this week...not too sure about talking about it on here though due to the nature of the mind hump and the internet being far from private. It is in regards to an old pen pal of mine who I havent spoken to in over 10 yrs but still maintain a fondness for... <---not pervily you degenerates. Anyway I need to mull some more and research some more before I blather on about it.

Looking fwd to this 3 day weekend coming up...going to be busy and full of plans and such...it has become apparent to me that I am a PLANNER. I dont care much for unplanned things...I can be spontaneous but it has to be on my terms hahaha I am sure this drives Ayla and Graeme mad b/c they are both way more free spirited in that regard that I am...esp. Ayla.

I was googling my username recently to see what comes up if ppl search for it...there is 7+ pages for shits sake...a lot of it is photos and I was surprised to see that a bunch of my photos have been used in other ppls websites...most notably my rubber chicken pictures and the pic of andrea's g-string/butt HAHAHA There is even a picture of me used in some latvian website...I had it translated and was relieved that the article was not about ugly Canadians or something like that. lol

Tomorrow is FRIDGE DAY!!!!!! SOOO FUCKING STOKED TO HAVE A GIANT FRIDGE!!

And u all thought Mel Gibson hated Jews.....

Holy Jesus

Good day yesterday...nice breeze made the day pretty tolerable. Today should be better and I hoping the breeze holds up.
Went to Donna and Dan's last night for a BBQ and Zombie Game. Marinated chicken boob overnight in teriyaki/ginger/garlic and omfg it was gooddddd... (ignoring salt content of course)...G prepared some garlic bulbs for roasting and hummus/pita...Donna did up some corn on the cob and 7 layer dip....super awesome! (they cut the corn off their cob rather than eat it off the cob and I find that far too civilized thank you very much...I enjoy squirting corn juice all over everyone at the table)

Then we played Zombies and Dan won...1st time paying too...gawd dammit it! Was a good game though...Donna was cracking me up hiding all her zombies in her pocket so no one knew how many she had...lol Spazz! Afterward - we wandered home in the lovely coolness of the night...and watched CREATION. Its the movie about Charles Darwin...I have been wanting to see it for a while...loved it...

I have a job interview Monday...so today I am studying up on the competencies etc today and I am thinking of wandering downtown to see THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE which is the sequel to THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO, which I quite enjoyed. Other than pick up a few groceries that's it for today...
Ayla is house sitting for friends of mine...hasn't been around much except to be flippant and snippity....

BBQ Goodness

Heading to Donna's for A BBQ and zombie game in a bit...there is a breeze today so its totally tolerable heat wise...yes you can thank me for not posting all week while it was smoldering out and whining your faces off...I avoided blogging for that reason alone...you know...if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

Ayla is house-sitting for friends of mine. Did your heart just stop? lol I think she will be ok...she treats everyone else in the world better than me so I think it is safe...

PS Graeme slept with effing socks on all week as it was smoldering at night. GAWD!