Aunty Pam....pensive...1st day at work at the daycare after quitting her job in Nanaimo...
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Sept 3-7 2010 095
a small sample of my barnacle rape...it has now been 1 week since this happened and both my legs and arm are SOOOO intensely itchy it makes me wanna cut limbs off...BARNACLES ARE THE DEVIL.
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love this so much I am blowing it up and getting it printed to have in the house.....STARFISH TRACKS!!!!
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
McFuckery
I probably shouldn't be blogging this pissed off but it is the only time I am going to have to do it so...tough shit.
Had a great visit in PR...despite a small swimming mishap:
Closest to drowning I have ever come and ever wanna get to again...short version - rough water fun swim, big waves, glasses lost in ocean, lost footing, bashed up on barnacle covered rocks repeatedly until I swam out deep for life saving rest and exit via other beach, blood and skin loss, allergic reaction to barnacle goo, swollen red hot puff face, glasses found on beach 14 hrs later not much worse for wear oddly enough...the end.
Visit was good....too short...not enough time to spend with family or friends...or just to chill out.
Drive home with Jim and Graeme was long as neither of them would shut the hell up for 5 mins.
Jim got to show off his fancy Nascar driving skills when some fucktard turning in the intersection with us coming barreling through it....he swerved just right and avoided a crash...it was all rather dramatic!!! All I could do was yell DALE EARNHARDT JR JIMMY!!!!!! Christ.
Got home with TOO MUCH SHIT to try and fit in this place so today I am TURFING up a storm.
Also arrived home to a house full of utter shit. A counter and sink full of dirty dishes, shit all over the place, carpets a total mess, nothing even remotely tidy or clean...possible vomit spray in my bathroom, giant clump of dried cat vomit in a cloth tossed into my laundry basket, my recycling bin thingy broken, skeleton gone off the door (later retrieved from Ayla's room), beer cans and such in the recycling (she is so fucking stupid), word from the landlady she gave Ayla shit for being noisy leaving the bldg with a group of drunk girls - none of which is REALLY the end of the world... all I had asked was to come home to a house as clean as it was left...and no drinking in the house. That's all. Her attitude of utter apathy is the nail in the coffin. I am done for right now being terribly concerned about her feelings, perspective and such. When she house sat for friends of mine earlier this summer she left that place cleaner than when they left...this is a complete kick in the vag. Her lack of consideration is coming back at her now.
Oh and then like I dont have enough to do on my last day off cleaning this shithole b/c she works and is at school...she left a fucking teabag on the couch that ended up in the fucking laundry and well u can imagine the MESS that left in the laundry load which had to be rewashed....Oh and yes plz use my 8.00 box of Yorkshire black tea b/c u heard it will get rid of blemishes on your ignorant fucking face if u apply them to the affected area....yes PLZ FUCKING DO THAT AYLA YOU GENIUS.
So apparently the fact I let her know she is a slob and ignoramus = I am freaking out...only I am not freaking out...at all...I am plotting sweet fucking revenge. I am surprisingly calm...mainly b/c it has occurred to me I don't want to live in my life anymore...I am not enjoying it ONE IOTA...on any front...nothing is going the way I expect it to...and I cannot help but envy the shit out of Hot Donna for living by herself in a quiet suite with only her own mess to clean up and only her own self to fucking deal with.
Yeah so happy times back in old Victoria...you KNOW shit is bad when PR appeals to me more than my own house...I am tired...and I get to go back to work tomorrow...which is better than being here b/c at least there I will be too busy to smolder and rage in my head at the pile of shit that is my existence.
No I am not even PMSing right now.
Had a great visit in PR...despite a small swimming mishap:
Closest to drowning I have ever come and ever wanna get to again...short version - rough water fun swim, big waves, glasses lost in ocean, lost footing, bashed up on barnacle covered rocks repeatedly until I swam out deep for life saving rest and exit via other beach, blood and skin loss, allergic reaction to barnacle goo, swollen red hot puff face, glasses found on beach 14 hrs later not much worse for wear oddly enough...the end.
Visit was good....too short...not enough time to spend with family or friends...or just to chill out.
Drive home with Jim and Graeme was long as neither of them would shut the hell up for 5 mins.
Jim got to show off his fancy Nascar driving skills when some fucktard turning in the intersection with us coming barreling through it....he swerved just right and avoided a crash...it was all rather dramatic!!! All I could do was yell DALE EARNHARDT JR JIMMY!!!!!! Christ.
Got home with TOO MUCH SHIT to try and fit in this place so today I am TURFING up a storm.
Also arrived home to a house full of utter shit. A counter and sink full of dirty dishes, shit all over the place, carpets a total mess, nothing even remotely tidy or clean...possible vomit spray in my bathroom, giant clump of dried cat vomit in a cloth tossed into my laundry basket, my recycling bin thingy broken, skeleton gone off the door (later retrieved from Ayla's room), beer cans and such in the recycling (she is so fucking stupid), word from the landlady she gave Ayla shit for being noisy leaving the bldg with a group of drunk girls - none of which is REALLY the end of the world... all I had asked was to come home to a house as clean as it was left...and no drinking in the house. That's all. Her attitude of utter apathy is the nail in the coffin. I am done for right now being terribly concerned about her feelings, perspective and such. When she house sat for friends of mine earlier this summer she left that place cleaner than when they left...this is a complete kick in the vag. Her lack of consideration is coming back at her now.
Oh and then like I dont have enough to do on my last day off cleaning this shithole b/c she works and is at school...she left a fucking teabag on the couch that ended up in the fucking laundry and well u can imagine the MESS that left in the laundry load which had to be rewashed....Oh and yes plz use my 8.00 box of Yorkshire black tea b/c u heard it will get rid of blemishes on your ignorant fucking face if u apply them to the affected area....yes PLZ FUCKING DO THAT AYLA YOU GENIUS.
So apparently the fact I let her know she is a slob and ignoramus = I am freaking out...only I am not freaking out...at all...I am plotting sweet fucking revenge. I am surprisingly calm...mainly b/c it has occurred to me I don't want to live in my life anymore...I am not enjoying it ONE IOTA...on any front...nothing is going the way I expect it to...and I cannot help but envy the shit out of Hot Donna for living by herself in a quiet suite with only her own mess to clean up and only her own self to fucking deal with.
Yeah so happy times back in old Victoria...you KNOW shit is bad when PR appeals to me more than my own house...I am tired...and I get to go back to work tomorrow...which is better than being here b/c at least there I will be too busy to smolder and rage in my head at the pile of shit that is my existence.
No I am not even PMSing right now.
Friday, September 03, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
fugggg
YESTERDAY: Mmmmm I wish I was at home sleeping under warm covers like Ayla is...and Graeme...lucky effers. I am already doing the head bob at 941 am. GAWD! - And after work it is moving day for Donna so I predict by the time I go to bed tonight I will be dead. At least Thursday at work will be super busy – as it is my busy day and I am off til late next week so I will have a lot of little things to do before I leave...then it’ll be a Thursday night frenzy b/c we leave at 7 m the next morning for Powell River/Campbell River.
Graeme gave me a massive wedgie last night...im sure it was frighteningly unattractive from his point of view too...I was laying on the bed doing a crossword puzzle with my ghey show on and he came up behind me and YANKED my giant pants up nearly over my damn head....guy is cruising for a domestic violence victimization...
TODAY: Move went awesome...no trauma...nothing busted...although in the new suites carport they have a tennis ball on a string that they have hanging (I dunno why) - well I shut the back of Lisa's explorer not seeing it was stuck in her door....if she drove away not seeing it it would have ripped out the electrical cable it was tied to and in my over active imagination would have pulled the whole carport down HAHAHAHHA YAY @ LISA FOR SEEING THAT.....fuck can u imagine? HAHAHAHHAA
Last day at work then 6 days off.
G is not coming to PR at all as it turns out...
Just me...he will be in CR with his peeps.
I am gunna RELAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - well as much as one can relax leaving a 16 yr old at home alone. HA!
Graeme gave me a massive wedgie last night...im sure it was frighteningly unattractive from his point of view too...I was laying on the bed doing a crossword puzzle with my ghey show on and he came up behind me and YANKED my giant pants up nearly over my damn head....guy is cruising for a domestic violence victimization...
TODAY: Move went awesome...no trauma...nothing busted...although in the new suites carport they have a tennis ball on a string that they have hanging (I dunno why) - well I shut the back of Lisa's explorer not seeing it was stuck in her door....if she drove away not seeing it it would have ripped out the electrical cable it was tied to and in my over active imagination would have pulled the whole carport down HAHAHAHHA YAY @ LISA FOR SEEING THAT.....fuck can u imagine? HAHAHAHHAA
Last day at work then 6 days off.
G is not coming to PR at all as it turns out...
Just me...he will be in CR with his peeps.
I am gunna RELAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - well as much as one can relax leaving a 16 yr old at home alone. HA!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
DODGED!
Ohhh so happy I dodged todays social gathering @ work today...staying behind and handling phones is WAYYYYYY better than standing around on boring tours etc.
It is rainy out...thank you baby jesus.
I was a mess yesterday...my uterus won the battle that's for sure...I was useless and crippled all damn day...menopause is looking good let me tell ya...
Tomorrow is moving day for DONNA!!! YAY!!!!!!!! Lisa has offered to help with her truck so it is gunna be as painless as possible I think...I expect to be fully broken and damaged Thursday and wishing for death. lol Thank gawd there are NO STAIRS as side from a few front steps of her old house to deal with...YAY FOR BASEMENT SUITES!
Ohhh! I am going to visit Aunty Cathy in November! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will also get to sneak in a quick visit with Connie and Adele too and my sister and Rob will come up to Cathys for a night to hang out and visit...SO AWESOME. Ayla was rather sad she didnt get to come...maybe next time!
It is rainy out...thank you baby jesus.
I was a mess yesterday...my uterus won the battle that's for sure...I was useless and crippled all damn day...menopause is looking good let me tell ya...
Tomorrow is moving day for DONNA!!! YAY!!!!!!!! Lisa has offered to help with her truck so it is gunna be as painless as possible I think...I expect to be fully broken and damaged Thursday and wishing for death. lol Thank gawd there are NO STAIRS as side from a few front steps of her old house to deal with...YAY FOR BASEMENT SUITES!
Ohhh! I am going to visit Aunty Cathy in November! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will also get to sneak in a quick visit with Connie and Adele too and my sister and Rob will come up to Cathys for a night to hang out and visit...SO AWESOME. Ayla was rather sad she didnt get to come...maybe next time!
Friday, August 27, 2010
Adele's Gopher Fun!
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| Adele took her kids to this Gopher Museum and now it is my life mission to GO THERE!!! |
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| Why does Victoria have to have a lame miniature world and wax museum??? I WANT DEAD ANIMAL MUSEUMS!!!!!! |
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| HAHAHAHAHA STUFFED!!!! GET IT - STUFFED! lol |
Thursday, August 26, 2010
haha @ me
Thank you aunty cathy for pointing out spell check in blogger...not too sure how I missed that...seriously - it disturbs me.
Graeme's Goth Night Extravaganza was fun...met up with some old MM pals and enjoyed the 3.00 drinks...imagine a paralyzer for 3 bucks...NICE!
Music was good...I enjoyed it...I kinda missed the whole Cure/Smiths scene...I was busy being a metal head so I don't recognize much of the music but I do like it...Saw some goth dancing which is always a trip...oh u don't know what got dancing is: HERE I look fwd to the next one we all go too b/c Jackie says she will dress up funny 4 it!!
One guy in particular was rather amusing...I look fwd to stalking his weird self on Facebook and seeing what he is all about.
It is windy out...and cool...so I like it...I am pretty tired today so when I get home its gunna be all about making some dinner later and TVing it the rest of the night...if i can pull myself away from jibjab.com - fugg i just bought a year membership and I love it so much hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa Best 12 bucks ever!
Graeme's Goth Night Extravaganza was fun...met up with some old MM pals and enjoyed the 3.00 drinks...imagine a paralyzer for 3 bucks...NICE!
Music was good...I enjoyed it...I kinda missed the whole Cure/Smiths scene...I was busy being a metal head so I don't recognize much of the music but I do like it...Saw some goth dancing which is always a trip...oh u don't know what got dancing is: HERE I look fwd to the next one we all go too b/c Jackie says she will dress up funny 4 it!!
One guy in particular was rather amusing...I look fwd to stalking his weird self on Facebook and seeing what he is all about.
It is windy out...and cool...so I like it...I am pretty tired today so when I get home its gunna be all about making some dinner later and TVing it the rest of the night...if i can pull myself away from jibjab.com - fugg i just bought a year membership and I love it so much hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa Best 12 bucks ever!
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
pokey pokey
Looks like Ayla’s staying in PR another 4 days...WOOOHOOOOOOOO...oops...too excited? Can’t help it...I am glad she’s enjoying her visit with the family and I am glad I get a few more non-confrontational days of peace. Sighhhhhhhhhhhh...
Decided to get her vaccinations up to date now...doesn’t feel as fucked up to me now that she is strong, resilient and already giving herself brain damage...I wanted her to get Hep B anyway so the others aren’t that big of a deal really now (and vaccine ingred’s have changed and improved in the last 10 yrs)...although I suspect her and I will battle about the Gardasil one – I am NOT for that at all, it is way too new and I am not digging the concept of guinea pigging her. Someone slap a conformist badge on me now so I can gag a little. I will say the health nurse I kept on the phone for an hour today was a good sport and did not get at all shitty with me about my questions and inquiries...which is new – I have no had great run ins with health nurses in my life. She even called me back 2x with updated info for me so that was pretty nice.
It’s hot as MFing shit in here today...DIE SUMMER! DIE ALREADY!!!!!! LET THE ARCTIC COOLNESS IN!!!!!
Decided to get her vaccinations up to date now...doesn’t feel as fucked up to me now that she is strong, resilient and already giving herself brain damage...I wanted her to get Hep B anyway so the others aren’t that big of a deal really now (and vaccine ingred’s have changed and improved in the last 10 yrs)...although I suspect her and I will battle about the Gardasil one – I am NOT for that at all, it is way too new and I am not digging the concept of guinea pigging her. Someone slap a conformist badge on me now so I can gag a little. I will say the health nurse I kept on the phone for an hour today was a good sport and did not get at all shitty with me about my questions and inquiries...which is new – I have no had great run ins with health nurses in my life. She even called me back 2x with updated info for me so that was pretty nice.
It’s hot as MFing shit in here today...DIE SUMMER! DIE ALREADY!!!!!! LET THE ARCTIC COOLNESS IN!!!!!
Monday, August 23, 2010
Bitch, you better move over.
Mmm fake sugary coffee (Instant International Coffee al a French Vanilla). I am not a coffee lover by nature but the other day I was in a shop and ordered something that had the most disgusting foam on top – and so much of it – that I was totally grossed out. I never thought I could be grossed out by coffee foam, but there I was.
It is Monday...it is also RICK SPRINGFIELD’s 61st birthday...61!!! That means he was 32 when I wanted to marry him in 1981. Ewwww. He was older than my mom for gawd’s sake! I was completely brainwashed by the media thinking he was not in his 30’s!!! Anyway I still lurve him...but man...he could be my DAD!!!
Weekend was GOOD. Started off with a KILLER show at Lucky Bar with The Stockers/The Zip Guns and the AWESOME Start With the Cobra...omfg it was great...got some great pics too...went so late...didn’t get to bed til nearly 330 am and that is far too late for this old fart b/c I felt hung over as shit the next day and was not even drunk the night b4. Saturday Donna and I went and saw SWITCH...we quite liked it...being Jason Bateman fans and all. I ignored the fact Jennifer Aniston was in. Then Graeme and I met downtown, hit a thrift store and wandered home...Sunday was my crazy cleaning/laundry day after a early morning walk with Donna (that was weird!) – after that G and I went walking and I innocently ended up at a clothing store and I hated the capris I was wearing so bad I bought these weird black and white checkered capris that I wore home...they are loud pants...which is funny b/c I usually wear clothes that are NOT flashy or stand out ish at all...but I love these pants...what will happen is I will get a look at my reflection in a store window wearing them one day and be HORRIFIED and burn them when I get home LOL We wandered home and saw some weird spaghetti...on the side of a parking lot beside a hedge someone left a pot, a few bags of pasta all ripped open (spaghetti and rigatoni) and a container of spaghetti sauce....all that was missing was a fire and some water and a dinner could have been made...it was weird. I will post a picture.
It is Monday...it is also RICK SPRINGFIELD’s 61st birthday...61!!! That means he was 32 when I wanted to marry him in 1981. Ewwww. He was older than my mom for gawd’s sake! I was completely brainwashed by the media thinking he was not in his 30’s!!! Anyway I still lurve him...but man...he could be my DAD!!!
There is a lady that comes here regularly for other business in the office who has the highest, most fakest sweet voice I have ever heard...it makes me want to punch her...everyone else naturally thinks she’s so nice and sweet but I don’t buy it...she is likely a cruel dominatrix in her spare time....her cane she walks with is likely a prop for her creepy sub and dom nights...
Weekend was GOOD. Started off with a KILLER show at Lucky Bar with The Stockers/The Zip Guns and the AWESOME Start With the Cobra...omfg it was great...got some great pics too...went so late...didn’t get to bed til nearly 330 am and that is far too late for this old fart b/c I felt hung over as shit the next day and was not even drunk the night b4. Saturday Donna and I went and saw SWITCH...we quite liked it...being Jason Bateman fans and all. I ignored the fact Jennifer Aniston was in. Then Graeme and I met downtown, hit a thrift store and wandered home...Sunday was my crazy cleaning/laundry day after a early morning walk with Donna (that was weird!) – after that G and I went walking and I innocently ended up at a clothing store and I hated the capris I was wearing so bad I bought these weird black and white checkered capris that I wore home...they are loud pants...which is funny b/c I usually wear clothes that are NOT flashy or stand out ish at all...but I love these pants...what will happen is I will get a look at my reflection in a store window wearing them one day and be HORRIFIED and burn them when I get home LOL We wandered home and saw some weird spaghetti...on the side of a parking lot beside a hedge someone left a pot, a few bags of pasta all ripped open (spaghetti and rigatoni) and a container of spaghetti sauce....all that was missing was a fire and some water and a dinner could have been made...it was weird. I will post a picture.I ate a frozen pizza for dinner and then promptly lapsed into a coma on the couch all night...waking up CRANKKKKYYY (Poor G) @ 8 pm...went to bed at 10...
At the show on Friday night this stupid girl...omfg...this is the shit that would start fights about 20 yrs ago...I think it is faily well known that I do not care for ppl being in my personal space...I understand that at certain venues at shows its cramped and ppl gotta come near me and shit...I don’t like it but whatever – I often don’t get my way in life...anyhow this stupid idiot girl....is all of the sudden RIGHT BESIDE ME...it’s like she was trying to crawl in my gawd damn pocket she was so close...which I could understand IF there was not a 3-4 foot empty space all around me!!!! It was getting too much for any human to bare...I had to say something...and when I did she had that “look” on her face...that “you are a fucking asshole” look...in which I responded with my own “look” that can only be described as the “get the fuck away from me look of I am gunna punch you in the face”... All I did was point to the GIANT OPEN AREA next to me and say there is a lot of room right there and you need to move over into it. Donna of course has been laughing it up watching this chick rub on me for 5 mins and for a moment I thought I was getting set up and it was a joke but NOPE...she fluttered off and gave me fuck u looks all night which I enjoyed.
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| This is the yummy soup I made the other day...stolen from the menu of Takezushi Sushi Bar where I used to work...MmmMmMmMmmmmmmmmMmMMmmm |
Friday, August 20, 2010
Friday Mumbles
BLOGSPOT?!! Why do u not have SPELLCHECK ANYMORE?! What kind of upgrade is it when u remove one of the most important writing tools? Now I am forced to type up my crap in a word doc – which certainly does not guarantee a spelling error feel zone but w/o it its friggin gibberish...I am the typo queen – just yesterday I was typing away to Donna and typed to word SEX when I meant to type SO – not only did it make the sentence nonsensical – it was embarrassingly funny.
It is Friday...sweet Friday...no boss at work...just me and 1 other person...I am over my job-not-getting-hissiness...thats the 2nd time I have tried for that job and not got it so I think it is safe to say I AM DONE. Moving on...
Tonight is START WITH THE COBRA! OMFG...and THE STOCKERS open...I am stoked...2 great bands in one night...if the band THE ZIP GUNS jammed in between them are good it will be a perfect night! Donna will be in fine form, I am sure of it...I think she is pre-drinking with work ppl beforehand so by the time I meet her downtown I am sure it will make for some funniness.
My mom was recently getting shit talked by some dink-people where she works...you know the type...the ppl who have so little going on in their lives they get an irrational hate on for someone and go around town berating them to anyone who will listen. Being that this was work related my mom decided to take action and talked to a lawyer about a cease and desist letter...I read it...it was good. If I got that letter I’d shut up. HA HA HA Well done Mom...xo!!!!!! Thus far it seems to be proving its self effective!
Other good news...Aunty Pam did the deed and for the sake of her sanity and well being is moving to PR and leaving behind her job. It is kind of a no-brainer...when u are THAT miserable and the only reason you can come up with to keep enduring it is $$$ then well....priorities need to get rearranged and back in order. When she drives us to PR Sept 3rd – that will be her grand exit...Good Bye Nanaimo! Hello Family, Friends and Grandbabies!! Smart! xo
Ayla seems to be surviving...she texted me from a book store yesterday so at least she is using her brain there! I am thinking she doesn’t mind it there so much at all but likes for me to think she’s miserable and dying in order to try and make me feel bad 4 sending her. It’s safe, familiar and restful...I think she needs a bit of distance sometimes...she gets caught up in her little go go go world...I mean I can guarantee u she wouldn’t be reading a book at home right now. I am sure she will tell me how awful it was and whine and try to get me to PAY HER BACK for the suffering but from all accounts she is completely fine. Ahhh my sweet little angel grrl....stop trying to mess with me.
It is Friday...sweet Friday...no boss at work...just me and 1 other person...I am over my job-not-getting-hissiness...thats the 2nd time I have tried for that job and not got it so I think it is safe to say I AM DONE. Moving on...
Tonight is START WITH THE COBRA! OMFG...and THE STOCKERS open...I am stoked...2 great bands in one night...if the band THE ZIP GUNS jammed in between them are good it will be a perfect night! Donna will be in fine form, I am sure of it...I think she is pre-drinking with work ppl beforehand so by the time I meet her downtown I am sure it will make for some funniness.
My mom was recently getting shit talked by some dink-people where she works...you know the type...the ppl who have so little going on in their lives they get an irrational hate on for someone and go around town berating them to anyone who will listen. Being that this was work related my mom decided to take action and talked to a lawyer about a cease and desist letter...I read it...it was good. If I got that letter I’d shut up. HA HA HA Well done Mom...xo!!!!!! Thus far it seems to be proving its self effective!
Other good news...Aunty Pam did the deed and for the sake of her sanity and well being is moving to PR and leaving behind her job. It is kind of a no-brainer...when u are THAT miserable and the only reason you can come up with to keep enduring it is $$$ then well....priorities need to get rearranged and back in order. When she drives us to PR Sept 3rd – that will be her grand exit...Good Bye Nanaimo! Hello Family, Friends and Grandbabies!! Smart! xo
Ayla seems to be surviving...she texted me from a book store yesterday so at least she is using her brain there! I am thinking she doesn’t mind it there so much at all but likes for me to think she’s miserable and dying in order to try and make me feel bad 4 sending her. It’s safe, familiar and restful...I think she needs a bit of distance sometimes...she gets caught up in her little go go go world...I mean I can guarantee u she wouldn’t be reading a book at home right now. I am sure she will tell me how awful it was and whine and try to get me to PAY HER BACK for the suffering but from all accounts she is completely fine. Ahhh my sweet little angel grrl....stop trying to mess with me.
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