I am going through a phase...I am obsessed with blue toilet water. I now have blue toilet water at home and at work...im the queen of blue toilet pucks.
This is extra alarming bc this is very much something my mother would do...and believe me no one wants Peggy Tendencies...
I was overthinking it today and realized that I think peeing in blue toilet water and turning it green reminds me of elementary school when you were learning about primary colors and what colors turn other colors into NEW colors....
Tomorrow is sushi day, Ayla and her friend are doing a demo on the subject...I am to show up at recess with all the goods and then I am off to work to do an audit at a different store...gawd help me it will be boring as a mofo im sure...but im looking fwd to it bc im doing it alone and I do seem to work better that way.
U know when u find out youre going to be a parent everything changes in an instant...not even consciously, your life just changes course and you follow it, its subtle...and dramatic all at the same time... Mr L ...im really sorry...it sucks donkey balls.
I made Ayla watch the Lords of Dogtown with me tonight...I love that movie. She wont admit it but she didnt mind it at all...she made it through the whole thing and if she hated it she would have defected to her room.
I am gunna go to bed now and dream about my batch of rice not working out tomorrow morning to make sushi rice hahahahahha and while im at it ill dream about my teeth falling out and losing my clothes. ha!
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