Wednesday, March 08, 2006

America's Next Top Retard


my child tortures me with this damn show...i admit...i sit through some and laugh at some of the rejects on there...it makes me feel better about myself haha

damnnnnnnnnn
CLICK HERE that so sucks

the theme today is GOPHERS in case u didnt notice...
I found a half dead gopher once...we lived on a farm in Edgerton Alberta (near Wainwright) and my cat was walking along with a gopher hanging out of its mouth...I freaked out and kicked the cat in order to retrieve the gopher cuz u know...at 10 I was a vet and knew how *eyeroll*...anyway...I grab the bloody twitching gopher and go running in the house
screaming to my mother that I need help. She of course shits herself and starts screaming RABIES RABIES and makes me take it outside and get rid of it b4 it bit me....the things dead for fucks sake?

I popped him into a gopher hole and tried to cram him in far enough so the damn cat wouldnt get him.

That was also around the time I stepped on a mouse I was trying to save from my cat...i had flip flops on and green guts and stuff squished outta the mouse and I felt so bad and was so grossed out I threw the shoes in the garbage. Oooo the trauma hahahahhaha

Ok its reading time...Oooo yeah...im all about the book right now...
OoooooOOooooo its almost pring break. Aunty Pam and Uncle Jim are coming friday night and taking the creature of mine back with them....*gleeful squeeling*
Will be nice to hang with Pam on Saturday...im sure she will drag me to a mall. I will bring my book haha

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