Cherished Misery, Inc.: Cranky cranky sprog alert

Friday, March 10, 2006

Cranky cranky sprog alert

Man....Ayla was a total nazi evil freak this morning...its report card day too...hahahahahhaa

Aunty Pam's coming tonight to SAVE MY LIFE!!!! wooot woooot

On the topic of hate mail: Ive gotten some killer stuff over the years...Steve was excellent for his hate mail...it was so bad at the time it made my pubes go straight...(not literally)
got some humdingers from the sprogs dad...best thing he ever called me was Jen of Arc, r

anting that I was a martyr. hahahahahahahaha Jen of Arc...still one of my faves.
Sadly I never got any directly from raymi or jenny good...id print and frame that shit. Well raymi did call me a sick freak and told me never to email her again but...that wasnt very fun.
I did get great hate mail over an ad I had once where I asked why men thought it was necessary to post pics of the car they drive and bare chests whilst looking for girls? Did they have so little going 4 them that they had to entice women with cars and muscular chests? hahahaha That didnt fly so well but it was fucking great.
I prefer the kick ass mental unreasonable loser freaky deaky hate mail to the whiney, guilt trip ridden shit oh woe is me crap that I have received recently...lame lame lame.

Was talking to someone recently who was telling me about having conjoined twins and the big rollercoaster ride to induce and birth them b/c it was too late to abort b/c the Drs fucked up her dates and it turned out she was 6.5 mths along...
what a hard decision...they were joined at the heart.

U know im not even a hardcore OLP fan but I am amazed that for 50.00 I can go see them but Motley Crue expected to pilfer 85.00 from me to see them...shit I saw them when they werent old for only 30 bucks...no fucking way am I paying 85 to see them now even if they will just be down the street. Dipshit opportunists.

It snowing...how gay.

Maureen...im scared 4 u to see Alice Cooper...I love OLD Alice Cooper, b4 his 80s comeback...all the Welcome to My Nightmare stuff is some of my favorite music...I am curious as to how he will be now...and Helix hahahahahaha omfg thats classic funny.
Gimme an R----R O----O C-------C K-----K muhhahahahahhahahaha

I work at 10 today...manager shift....oh the bliss.

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"Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have."