Friday, April 14, 2006

good friday they say

for some ppl yes...some ppl get paid time and a half...or get the day off with pay.

Ive just switched to BUTTER...will we die of some freaky dairy disease if we lv the butter out on the counter...? because I hate cold butter that u cant spread on a damn thing....
why does life have to be so hard? haha

I drempt I was in Amsterdam or Germany with Erica...and I went to use the washroom and water was spewing out from the wall and the whole floor was covered in leechs and I was completely grossed out...and couldnt get to the bathroom stall w/o they getting on me...then the bathroom stall consisted of a fucking garbage can to sit on and it flushed HAHHAHAHAHAHA jesus.
I had a leech on me once as a kid...we were at some crap puddle of a lake in saskatchewan and I came out of the water with one on my ankle and I completely lost my mind (ive always been pretty anti-bug/gross thing phobic)
I think they burned if off and put it in a johnsons baby shampoo bottle....i thnk of leeches whenever I see yellow johnsons baby shampoo.
I had a cricket on my shoe once too...I was sure it was drilling through my shoe and murdering me...i screamed, paralyzed with fear on the front lawn like some kind of retard. Oooo the good ol days.

My new speakers gimme a boner...and I cant even crank em up proper in this damn apt.

I work mornings for the next while...I hope that gets me back in a good groove and outta the sleep too much groove.

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