what does it say about me that I cannot operate a certain type of can opener?
u know the ones that are all cockeyed and take the total top of the can off...I CANNOT OPERATE THEM! I feel like I need to get one just to practice b/c this is the 3rd time ive run into a situation where i have to ask someone to operate the can opener for me b/c my lunch hour is ticking away as i blindly try to work it.
I NEED A CAN OPENER INTERVENTION!!!!!!
Going into a soup/cracker coma now....dinner with shawn tonight after work....which is good bc ive crippled myself walking to work in my non- walking shoes now...fuck.
6 comments:
It's a great way to meet people though. "hey big boy, mind opening my can for me?"
you really want an answer to your question?
no kelly - keep your IM SO PERFECT SNIDE COMMENTS to yourself!
I will lend you ours to practice with so you won't look like such a tard infront of your new work mates.
i DO need lessons 4 real!
me? perfect? ..if only you knew me better ....perfectly imperfect
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