theory of a dead nickelcreed (thanks kelly)

my dreams have recently taken a turn for the even more demented...

the other night I had a disturbing one about getting it on with a friends dead husband, completely betraying her (hes dead in real life but in the dream he was alive, just to clarify the weirdness) and i woke up feeling the most disgusting guilt ever...

then last night i was married to chad fucking kroeger of all rock stars on the planet...i was thinner with black hair (weird!) and he married me b4 we ever slept together so i spent the whole dream waiting to screw him while he and his drummer did archery using knitting needles instead of arrows....WTF.

that will teach me 4 flicking through much music b4 bed and seeing their (nickelfuck) amnesty international type video...

all i could think of was now they can claim they're *deep* and matt good couldn't slander them so much...

I'm afraid he still can, sorry guys.

today i put the word out for no one to call me at home unless it was a level 5 emergency...after my raging yesterday i need a quiet NON WORK day...so I'm going to get a fucking haircut cuz i cant stand myself...my irritation level is through the fucking roof so if i can eliminate ONE factor of irritation I'm doing it.

the fucking englishman called me at work yesterday and then came in and did his taxes....this is what put me over the fucking edge yesterday (I'm saying fuck a lot, just so u know I'm conscious of it)...can i never be rid of the twat? am i doomed to forever have to hear from him and see him under the guise of *doing business*?? lesson learned...i will never philander with a person who uses my store as a place of business... EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i have now launched into full on hate mode and if he calls me at home again I'm going to completely fucking freak out at him to ensure he will never contact me at home or work...its tricky at work bc i cant do shit all so long as hes inquiring about a SERVICE we provide...

"No I'm sorry, we don't fuck our customers anymore, we have discontinued that service due to lack of interest on the part of our employees so if you would kindly go fuck off and die and bore someone else to death we would appreciate it."

gawd i should be a technical writer for our company!

So yeah today is hair cut...grocery shopping and other such odds and ends.

I am determined to buy those foil stove inserts 4 my burners...I could tin foil em but...i wanna try these....

omfg....leonard...be still my beating heart....you looked so hot at the oscars i thought i might piss in my PJs...talk about growing into ones self...my gawd....

(omfg I'm an old perverted lady now)

the tomato boat has docked early folks!

the uteral suffering has hit ....unusually hard (I blame GUY, it is all his fault, I do not know why but I am blaming him anyway)...in fact it got me out of my dr appt this week *MUHAHAHA* I think I willed it to come early... unconsciously of course.

I keep dreaming about things that are kind

of close to reality so when i wake up im not quite sure if it happened or not...

I am very envious of gay shawns new place...not of the 1100.00/mo rent BUT of the space and layout...its right on the water, looks across the gorge, so lovely...I was laughing b/c one wall of their dining room is one giant mirror, gawd Ayla would spend her day in the dining room, checking herself out HA HA
holy fucking windstorm...a bucket just went flying across my balcony but i have

no shirt on so i wont torture the neighbors by going and getting it just yet.

I hate the band HEDLEY...like, really bad. The singer - I will not even google and find out his name i hate him so much - is a big giant faggy (and not in a good way) poser piece of shit who sounds like a backstreet boy trying to be hardcore only he is not.
The bass player ive seen live here in Victoria with another band and was dreadfully disappointed he ended up in such a horrid band. GET OUT WHILE U STILL CAN! Gawd...I think i wanna punch that singer straight in the face.
Fergie bugs me too...im sick of all the butt shaking broads really...can u all just sing w/o the ass shaking? Say what u want about Gwen Stefani, but shes the only female artist (pop style) I can think of who isnt slutting out in her videos...not to say she is some shining example for young girls everywhere but there seems to be a very big difference between her and other artists in her genre.

Someone I find excessively annoying will be at this meeting today...last i saw her she was not speaking to me b/c i called bullshit on her shitty personality she tries hiding. im hoping she still isnt speaking to me.

I have 20.00 until friday hahahah hahaha hahhahaaive never cut it this close before...in YEARS....the laundry coin basket has 50 cents in it...that means NO BUS MONEY either MuHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA fuck.
Aunty Pam and Maggie come this week....will be FUN...although i think they are gunna live in the mall all weekend....*cringe*

i think my uterus is trying to send me a message in Morse Code.