Showing posts with label fuck you dentist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck you dentist. Show all posts

Thursday, January 19, 2012

I feel like I just gave birth through my mouth...

I hate the dentist.
She makes me feel bad EVERY.TIME.I.SEE.HER.
Not just b/c she blathers on with the assistant about her yoga, spin and Pilates classes...or b/c she has perfect skin...she meddles with my mouth chi.
I am no longer frozen but my mouth is killing me...so I am going to sleep b/c I do not want to be conscious for this...if it turns out I cannot sleep...
I will be back.
And you will all be sorry.