This is the End....AGAIN

Took Kim to see This is the End tonight...I had already seen it but it is so effing funny I was happy to see it again. I laugheddddddd omg...seriously the funniest movie ever. If you have not seen it - please see it b/c it truly is funny.

It is the Bird Man's birthday right now...Bird Man being Guy. I Jib Jabbed him for kicks b/c I know it makes him roll his eyes at me: JIB JAB Sorry man...it is just too funny not to!

Breaking in some new shoes that I got bamboozled into buying. Gawd dammit I hate it when that happens...the salesman isn't a fantastic salesman or anything...I can see through his eager, helpful demeanor quite easily...but my guard was down against myself...and I saw these shoes and drooled over them immediately thus my thrifty resolve was drooled away - and before I knew it I am walking out with these stupidly expensive shoes that I FUGGING LOVE but that I did not really NEED. Do not get excited at the prospect that I just did something girly...I did not. These shoes look like all my other shoes...like lesbian shoes as all my lesbian and non-lesbian friends enjoy pointing out to me on a regular basis. I cannot help it if I love sensible shoes that happen to be men's shoes b/c I have giant size 10 duck feet. Look at that gore-tex shoe of goodness?!?!?! I get a woody every time I look down at these shoes.

The laundry room is down a washer AGAIN. You know...when I finally move out of this shithole bldg I am gunna get pissed drunk in celebration. 2 washing machines for a bldg of 35 apts or something is already ridiculous...but 1 is just unspeakably inept and for those of us paying the big rent in this shithole I find it to be completely unacceptable when it takes days and days for this shit to be fixed or replaced. My revenge will be sweet as I move out into my dream downtown apt....new cupboards, stone counter top of some sort, an island, tile or wood flooring, a jet tub swanky bathroom off the master bedroom, a view of the ocean/city, in-suite laundry, garbage disposal, pool and gym plus a rooftop common area...oh gas fireplace, big balcony.....holy shit DOUBLE KITCHEN SINKS, dishwasher...(boner)...yeah...in my dream land....you know what else I want...a completely pimped bathroom with a drain in the middle of the floor so rather than kill myself cleaning the bathroom I just grab the shower sprayer, turn it to HOT and rinse off the whole room periodically...toilet clean, floor clean...a few tasks like actually scrubbing the sink and toilet would be no big deal. Can you tell I cleaned my bathroom today and I am bitter about the amount of effort it requires in this old dusty piece of shit bldg? After Vegas I am going to start saving to move I think...I will see what Ayla's plan is and then start seriously socking $ away.

The Reek of Dysfunction....

The reek of dysfunction....I think it hangs around me like a cloud...I was standing at the bus stop pondering my probably attachment disorder and came up with the "reek of dysfunction" when I was thinking about how I project myself upon the world. Could be the low self esteem talking...or it could be a pretty accurate depiction. Truth is - I think I am kind of negative...I am in my head for certain so that really does radiate.

For instance...people who walk down the street smiling...wtf is that? Even when I am happy and do not have a care in the world on a nice breezy cool day I DO NOT walk around grinning. I always wonder what these ppl are so happy about that they feel compelled to smile constantly. That shit makes me suspicious. Sometimes I convince myself they are inwardly laughing at me...then I talk myself out of that and just come to the conclusion they must be struggling with a mental illness. Those smiler folk are right up there with mouth breathers. Today at a bus stop, I was already on the bus and at the stop there was a man standing there with his mouth wide friggin' open...ON THE STREET....bugs are gunna fly right in there man...CLOSE YOUR MOUTH! But nope...stands there...for a long period of time so you know that's just how he rolls...The Mouth Breather Bus Stop Guy. ::shakes head:: See I have nothing nice to say about my bus adventures...if I want such a Negative Nelly I'd just sit and enjoy the ride and mind my business but no...I observe and gather intelligence for some mission the CSIS will surely send me on to uncover a network of mouth breathing terrorists that surely plague our peaceful way of Canadian life as we know it.

I do not even know what I am talking about anymore.

2 more days until the long 4 day weekend....for the love of gawd I cannot wait. It is WORLD WAR Z weekend...I am going to see the Brad Pitt zombie movie and I am stoked. Lots hype and background to the making of this movie...and Rotten Tomatoes is rating it decent so I am not expecting it to be a stinker. I will say though that last weekend the movie I saw was one of the funniest movies I have seen in well over 10 years. THIS IS THE END was so funny...such great lines and creative - the actors all play themselves during the end of the world...some great shocking moments - seriously recommend this to anyone who enjoys comedies.

Kim is moving out on Sunday and is at her new place painting up a storm to rid the place of brown paneling. It is will a nice place for her...very large and private and cozy. Should be a nice move Sunday since she has movers to move all the big crap...we won't wreck ourselves which is a nice perk. I certainly plan on taking U Haul up on this new movers service...They will even drive for you....so really when I move next I don't have to do shit all except be neurotic about my stuff getting broken.

A. is gunning for us to move hardcore. She even offered up a whole paychq to pay for the movers and damage deposit. Tempting but I have a few things on the go and can't really go there quite yet...maybe in November!