Showing posts with label zit cluster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zit cluster. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

one down....

1st day was funny...
locked outside and couldn't get in the bldg til someone took pity on me and let me in....then my boss was late so I stood there waiting at the office thinking maybe I was a douche and wasn't supposed to be there...no such luck though...

Got some training today...did some funky stuff...there are a few fun machines I get to work with...the 1st one is this industrial grade SEAL crusher...for certifying documents...I pop the fancy seal sticker on the document and insert it into the machine and BANG (super loud it scares me every time lol) it crushed a seal into it....SEE HERE
Then I get to use the eyelet machine which is the most fun! HERE IT IS
I love the foot pedal part of it hahaha

The office itself is weird...the ladies washroom is way the eff on the other side of the bldg (sucks!) and there is no SINK on my floor aside from the bathroom sinks and I was advised to NOT drink the water....but the only other water is the WATER CLUB WATER....and im not joining a club to drink water (and paying!) so fuck it im drinking the rusty pipe water from the taps...so its kinda weird...I am gunna have to take a BIG water jug to fill up in the AM so I have water all day....Ohhh I have a giant Brita jug I might take for the fridge...(oops I was thinking and typing out my thoughts that are too boring to be shared, sorry)

My desk is cluttered...and I cant de-clutter b/c I dunno what I need and what I don't at this point so... I look fwd to cleaning it up cuz its driving me mental already....so far so good.

My FACE CANCER ZIT CLUSTER HELL is back...wtf!! I like how it waits til in 1.5 days Graeme will be here before it rears its ugliness.....FUCKING EVIL IS WHAT IT IS!!! Grrrr

The cat is enjoying eating my welfare chia head so much I moved it to the floor since she can't stay off the effing counter while she rapes it....
So not in love with the cat these days...and it'll only be worse once G is here this week b/c then the cat goes all retardation....

I hear the family wants to go to Mexico for xmas next year...Hmmmmmmm....

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Somber Dead Soldier Day

November 11 2009

1st off: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRI ANN!!!!!
and it is Remembrance Day so listen to some bagpipes and get teary today please...Me, I am going to listen to a few Matt Good anti-war songs {I recommend Can't Get Shot in the Back if You Don't Run & A Silent Army in the Trees}....

I have made a decision about my ovaries...I am not resuming the birth control pill on Sunday...I cannot bare it... ***ALL MEN NOW SHOULD SKIP TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH AND DELICATE ABOUT THIS SHIT*** I have had my period for the last 30 days...no shitting you...99.9% of women on the pill get a lovely regular cycle light and fabulous...sure I get a lighter experience but 30+ days worth can go fuck itself. This will impact me getting laid next month and I am NOT risking such a travesty...add in the zit cluster that WILL NOT go away, I know its the fucking pill fucking my shit up so I am just done...sure my MAC COMPACT helps with this zit cluster but...I don't want zits...they are not conducive to getting laid. THE END.

Kori, Mary and Cedar are visiting today! WOOHOO! They should be here anytime...and then Donna and I are going for a Tudor style lunch and plastering the city with Ryan McMahon posters for his show Nov 21...woohooo!!!!!

No word on that interview but I was advised there would not be a days notice so tonight I have to study the job description and cross reference my own skills to it...so I am ready to dazzle...I will take my dress clothes to work so i don't have to wear them (HAHAHA) and put them on as needed....yes I hate wearing dress clothes...

My walk last night was great...I walked by myself {Donna was at swim class and Alex blew a stitch whilst humping} and have taken to just singing without sound as a I walk....which is why I prefer walking at night, it is less noticeable...I just rock the fuck out...and have a great old time...I am confident it looks like I am talking to myself but whatever.

Yes, I still want to punch that snitty email lady in the face @ work. I have added her to my FUCK YOU list.