50 random Q's

(I love how some Q's are just missing)
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Marjorie
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don’t really have any that I know of...who wants to be my mole inspector...(ewww)
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Art class, grade 9, he had a limp but you could tell he was kick ass and held back in order to keep his job...
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? Oh yeah
5. What body part do you wash first? Arms...how weird is that?
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Nope if it’s too gross to plant my ass on I just won’t use it
7. What's the strangest talent you have? I don’t wanna say b/c then the calls will start flooding in and the line ups outside my apt bldg start.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie...
9. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles? Original but sour cream and onion is good...so long as you don’t read the fat content of either.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? Nope...and I don’t think so...
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Oh fuck when wasn’t I grounded...I am pretty sure I was grounded from 1983-1987
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Neither
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes...
14. How many times have you been cussed out? I cannot count that high
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Left I think
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Yes....fun!
18. Girls—are mental
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Sense of humor...oh and they are dirt bag liars.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes...
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Wtf.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? A boy
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? SHUT THE FUCK UP!
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Ok what a disgusting question...oddly enough and even though it likely doesn’t make sense.....the towel.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Hahahah hahahah hahahahaha Yes and I am not telling
26. What was your childhood nickname? J.J.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? This morning in the elevator at work
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Uhhh yeah duh
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Don’t drive.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? As a kid yes, I wish I was that flexible now, I’d be far more popular with men
31. How do you eat your cookie? Raw chocolate chip cookie dough please
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? Like I could find a belt that would fit me...OR WORK OUT IN A GYM!
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others: Sing/Rock Out/Dance
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends...sometimes a few sometimes no amount will do it.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Jesus Christ I am happy I can say no to this one
38. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Loose scrunch
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I don’t have wedgies daily.
41. Do you have any strange phobias? Strange, I dunno if they are strange but...bugs/flying insects like moths that are unpredictable and floppy, bears, my teeth breaking or falling out
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes..
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Aside from falling down probably the time at Club Soda in Vancouver circa 1989...the line up to the bathroom was long and I couldn’t go outside b/c they wouldn’t let u back in and I was certain Nikki Sixx would be there (ha) – we had just had WAY too many shots of some disgusting alcohol and I was gunna throw the fuck up, no stopping it...so I put my head under the table, threw up all over the floor, sat back up...impressed no one noticed.....then when everyone gravitated back to the table I said “OMG this table smells, let’s move to this one over here.” I somehow managed to avoid all humiliation...I did however arrive home later missing my shoes so....
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No but I have done shit I later wished I hadn’t haha
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No. That would be hideous.
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? “caught”....well that would require dating ppl who tried to hide the fact they were farting on a date.
47. Have you ever played naked Twister? No and I am very confident I never will.
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? No but I wish I was drunk at work every day
49. Have you ever found your dates/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Does brother in law count?
50. Do you want to bring sexy back? I think I did. Duh!