bra of hades

Nov 28 2009

ok so i took back the 2 evil under wire bras and came home with 1 under wire and 1 non under wire...i am going to see NEW MOON again at 4 with Donna and I am determined to wear this bra ALL DAY....I am not bringing a back up bra in my bag either....I AM COMMITTED. Sitting seems to be the most uncomfortable...standing is tolerable..as is leaning back whilst sitting so the movie should be ok. I think this will be my *TRYING TO IMPRESS SOMEONE* bra...certainly not the every day pancake tit bra.

I feel a sickness coming on...I am just hoping it wont be full blown...I got some sneezes...a little dizziness...and a morning stuffy nose.... :o|

SOOOOO GUESS WHAT!!!!???? Adele aka Ant is coming to visit me on the Dec 11th weekend....I am PUMPED! We havent seen each other in 20 yrs...and its gunna be awesome...I look fwd to some cool talks and some fun fun fun...we used to have the best fun...both being big music fans she was always game to go see bands and such so I am hoping someone decent is playing in town that weekend so we can go and feel like grannies together and watch all the young punks rock out like we USED TO....my rocking out is pretty low key now...in fact I could be rocking out and you could look at me and not even know hahahhaa So yeah - that is super awesomeness!!

I am wearing zipper pants today...I picked them out myself...I have to ask Donna is they are ugly/nerdy...I have no sense of these things...I either like them or I don't and I like these ones so if she says they're lame and silly it wont matter - I will wear em anyhow lol

I hate it when ppl say HELLO to me...or GOOD MORNING....I dunno why this bugs me so fucking much...I guess b/c its socially required and anything obligatory has always pissed me off....plus half the ppl who say good morning to me at work etc I don't fucking like and to NOT return the hello or good morning is probably considered a breach of the CODE OF CONDUCT in the workplace......fuck off I say. There is only 1 person I blatantly do not speak to at work (she is a lying dirt bag) and she still tries to say hi sometimes and I refuse to acknowledge her existence....call me immature, I don't care....she is evil and hideous.

ohhh yeah

Nov 23 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ROBERT!

This was my morning:

Me: Ayla, it's 7 am, you better get up.

Ayla: Fuck you. I hate you.

Oh yes...not a day goes by where I don't ask myself why I thought being a parent was a good idea for myself...not a day. You know...b/c it is such an enriching and love filled experience...why wouldn't I revel in the beauty and lovingness of it? Why wouldn't I bask in the glory and pride of my lovely little Ayla who possesses not one shred of consideration for anyone aside from her and her friends? Ohhh yes...I love being a parent. It is very satisfying to sit back and think of all the things you could have done with your life but no...parenting seemed like the right way to go...the selfless sacrifice...such a wise choice Jen...such a wise choice...its gunna be a longgggggggggggg week with a kid that has no bedroom door.

On the up side...Shawn and I are going to see NEW MOON this afternoon...why u ask? Well...Shawn is gay so that's his excuse...but me I don't have one...I am just an idiot...lol I suspect this sequel is gunna be leaps and bounds better than Twilight...I like the story but thought the movie wasn't all that shit hot for what it could have been. Done worry, I wont start buying Edward Cullen vampire paraphernalia, don't worry. (I know you worry)

BRA TRAUMA: ok so wearing bras that really do the job is like being impaled by under wire consistently for the day...I am not sure I will make a whole day of wearing an under wire bra....so I am returning them.... :o( WHATS A GRRL GOTTA DO TO GET A COMFORTABLE BRA FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!?!?!?!

Wii boxing is the shit! Between that and tennis and bowling I actually have sore arms today!! NOT KIDDING!

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Nov 21 2009

Wee seester is gone...back to stupid Jasper...leaving me here with an ingrate teen who wouldnt piss on me if I was on fire....rude!

Great week...was nice to have a whole week to just hang out with kim and rob...{the cat just shit and its making the paint peel off the wall and I think my hair is falling out}...the cat will miss rob, they bonded heavily, she will skulk around depressed now for weeks...I do wonder how many times rob will have to stop to poop on the long drive home to jasper...I will text kim and ask her to count for me...just out of curiosity.

Kel & Mel will be here today at some point...from PR to come do the Ryan McMahon evening show and then see VonBones after at the Cambie...should be a fun night.

4 garbage bags of too fat for me clothes I have purged...that is what I did yesterday while kim and rob were at the butterfly place...lots more room in my closet now... WOOT! WOOT!

I am shitting the bed a little about xmas...I am completely unprepared for the 1st time in my life. This is a weird feeling...I am only buying for Ayla this year and I cannot wait until shes a few yrs older and xmas will then FINALLY become a thing of the past as far as obligatory bullshit goes...I look fwd to stockings only. Oh the bliss of no xmas BS! I would like to sometime travel somewhere at xmas thats very NON-CHRISTMAS-like and just forget about it entirely.

NEW MOON is out....weeeeeeeee...yes im a gaylord and I am dieing to see the new Twilight movie....yes I am 39....piss off. I AM COMING FOR YOU EDWARDDDDDD...

I see some fans are pissing Matt Good off again...this is not new, its fairly predictable...this is where him doing no wrong in my mind kicks in (thanks Kelly haha)...
fans who whinge about playlists and such should STFU and go to a Nickelback concert.
The End. (and anyone who knows anything knows While We Were Hunting Rabbits is NOT an option live....assfaces)

I think I need to go back to bed now......