Bad Cat

Barb

Ahh man poor Barb - back in for emergency brain surgery yesterday...apparently the 2 weeks since the tumor was removed it grew back 4x the original size...She called me today and left me a message...speech was better than it has been but still messed up but saying such lovely things...and being so positive and funny. I really do hope she can pull through this...such a beautiful lady.

Then of course the day of deep meaningfulness and reflection about what is truly important in life is marred by some self important narcissist who does little more than irritate me at every opportunity...you know the type...they think they are so interesting and think everyone hangs in their every word and move...and when they realize you don't the drama starts....no time for that - ohhh no. High school ended 25 yrs ago sister - piss off.

Off to the oral surgeon tomorrow to get A's follow up appointment over with...I am reallllly hoping there is no dry socket nightmare in there...how that appt goes will determine whether A goes to work or not...she figures she will go if the dentist doesn't mess with her mouth too badly...she is still in a lot of pain for it being a week later...gawd. Hoping this can ease up so she can resume life again...plus then maybe I could sit on the couch again and watch a tv show ahahhaha

Packing has started at work finally...Friday is our last day in the old office...Saw pics of the new office...I have nice windows...and a fine desk...despite having to be around ppl and THE ASSHOLE of course. Speaking of THE ASSHOLE ~ she is still an asshole. Don't worry - more stories to come about her in the weeks to come.

Dear Cat - stop messing with my tree you Jerk.

Tuesday January 19 2010

I have an interview this morning. Not for a job I am at all fond of or excited about so I am not really worked up about it at all...

Who wants a cat? My cat is being particularly annoying lately. if my bro-in-law was here and offered to take her home with him I am pretty confident I would agree...I would of course miss her and lament and regret it for some time after the fact but I still think I would be ok with it.

My lost phone is gonzo. I am meeting someone this evening to buy a new/old one...50.00 - not much but so annoying mostly b/c I detest cell phones and tiddling one up is a pain in the ass...im not cell phone savvy AT ALL, adding in the contact list takes me 3 mths...but at least ill never fall for my bags trick pocket again! grrrrrr...

The intensity of my crankiness right now is rather impressive even to me...going off the pill...being frustrated in general...impatient by nature...it will pass of course, in the meantime hopefully no one will die.

Was talking to Tracey recently and she mentioned I am the one person who she would never tell off...this surprised me b/c Tracey is not skittish in the slightest...she said im way too quick with the vicious witty retort....so then i started thinking about it...i dont get told off...even when i deserve it....when im being a blatant all out assface to someone they dont tell me off...im not often an all out asshole, its USUALLY on purpose if its OVERT and im trying to start something with someone...but...for the most part im not a jackass to the ppl i like - esp. on purpose...but...
now im all tweeked by this and wondering if im 1837458375x more of a bulldozing bully jerk then I think I am. :|

Ailurophobia - the fear of cats

I wonder if there is a word for the Hate of Cats? Why does my cat have to wake me up at 430 am - scritching around simply to be fucking annoying....? Why gawd why? Oh that's right, b/c cats are fucking ANNOYING by nature. If I knew someone driving to Jasper today I would send my cat to live with my sister and brother in law b/c he LOVES her and he should be her owner person...not me.

yawn

Oct 21 2009

Sweet Jesus I am tired. Gotta try to get to bed early tonight...I need a quiet night alone on the couch so I can lapse in and out of a Jen coma, drool on my pillow and wake up startled 45x b/c the cat thinks its HILARIOUS (love how I humanize the non-human cat?) to stealthly JUMP right on my gut when I am asleep it gives me a heart attack.

Aunty Pam's computer bit the big one last night....that blue screen of death business...uh oh.
Might be having to swap her our spare while I fix it....that's when mine will die of course. ha!

Shawn invited me to a Halloween gathering of all gay men...sure I won't likely meet my dream boy there (HAHAH) but imagine the pure hilarity of a room full of flamers, drunk and dressed up like girls and such? Too bad it's a social situation hahaha I will likely be dead from the previous night at Lucky and then the moving extravaganza that morning...but you never know. I will take my camera and please you all with photographic evidence.

I am so tempted to crawl back into bed right now...

hormonal dream world binge

You know you are PMSing when u dream about stealing cookie dough from a grocery store and sneak eating it b4 u even leave the store....there is a missing woman but I made the time to steal and eat cookie dough.

Its not quite 7 am...I am tired as fuck from all this cookie dough dream hunting...new girl at work is scaring me...shes not new but shes new to me...the lack of common sense is alarming.

I have decided to completely change my house around...I am gonna get rid of the dining area all together and stick the computer in there so the living room is more of a damn living room....then I'm trading my big kitchen table for Maggie's wee little foldy down one with 2 chairs...I don't have company often so wtf. IT SHALL ALL BE TRANSFORMED!!!!!! Cable guy comes Feb 5...and I'm gonna make him run cords all over the fucking apt.
I am getting cable in my room so i can watch MANTRACKER in bed...he is a hot cowboy...and I don't even like cowboys.
I am always scared he wont win but he usually does. MuHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cat is really pushing it these days...while she has been foiled in her shower curtain shredding (I got 38457938475 inch thick vinyl ones to stop her) shes now made it her mission to destroy the only FUCKING plant i have....my little shamrock plant...its toxic to cats so i keep it way up and away but the little fag cat scales every gawd damn shelf now with her size and it is making me insane...I am clearly going to have to either get rid of the plant or hang it from the damn ceiling in some horrid macrame (sp?) hanger.

My mom used to macrame...it was a big deal in the late 70s. She made macrame shelving units.
She also did Tri-Chem painting...everything was Tri-Chem'd, table cloths, her wedding dress, mumu's, wall hangings. Holy cheese batman!
Ohhhh the 70's, weren't they grand?
it is now 7 am....I need a nap.

Good Night!