bangs of doom

I saw the lady that I love to think catty thoughts about on the bus this morning...I cannot stand this woman...she’s about 50...trying way too hard to look 30 and she has the most atrocious hair alive...I don’t generally notice this sort of thing about ppl in public b/c I just don’t give a shit...but on a bus it’s kind of a captive audience thing...anyhoo...last week she was doing the porcupine bangs thing...straightened so badly that the bangs stuck straight out like porcupine quills...today it’s just shrivelled up retarded bangs day...this is making me VERY apprehensive about getting bangs. I know – life is rough when this is your biggest dilemma.

I am tired as shit this week...can’t get my shit together at all...its making me intensely cranky and an overall asshole. 2 more days then a 3 day weekend. Last night the start of a sty erupted on my eye...I promptly boiled it to death with a hot tea bag and today its unnoticeable (KNOCK ON WOOD)...I will boil my eye tonight as well. I have no time for an sty. They are gross. I won’t even leave the house with a sty. I am not kidding, I will call in sick. Eyeball things are freaky to me...pink eye is ok cuz yer eyes still look like eyes they’re just red and puffy etc....STY’s ARE MUTATIONS! They mutate your eye and fuck up the symmetry and I cannot deal.

11 days until cohabitation. The previous hype is wearing on me. Now I don’t even wanna think about it – I just want it to happen so we can get the fuck on with shit. This likely has to do with me being extremely tired and dead...oh and while i am whining like a little bitch – my foot is sore. I went to bed with tiger balm all over it and it felt warm and nice but it is still sore. OMFG the cat was being evil last night...but I got her...MuHahahhahahahahaha! She was being scratchy and noisy as I was trying to go to sleep which INFURIATES ME b/c – well – its fucking ignorant...anyway – I laid waiting with a pillow in my hand for her to creep out twds the closet (so she could bang the 2 doors together and piss me off – she does this while looking right at me trying to get a reaction - she’s like a fucking toddler) and I fucking walloped her with a pillow and scared the ever loving shit out of her....she ran like a bat outta hell and I never saw her again all night. Sometimes life is sweet. Anyone want a cat?

HAPPY BARFDAY DONNA MARCHANT!!!!

....YAWNNNNNN

so...tired....

must...m..a..k..e....th.r..o.ugh.h..........t.h.e........da.y.........

EDIT @ 6:40 AM: I am wearing an under-wire bra today to keep me annoyed thus will keep me awake!

yawn

Oct 21 2009

Sweet Jesus I am tired. Gotta try to get to bed early tonight...I need a quiet night alone on the couch so I can lapse in and out of a Jen coma, drool on my pillow and wake up startled 45x b/c the cat thinks its HILARIOUS (love how I humanize the non-human cat?) to stealthly JUMP right on my gut when I am asleep it gives me a heart attack.

Aunty Pam's computer bit the big one last night....that blue screen of death business...uh oh.
Might be having to swap her our spare while I fix it....that's when mine will die of course. ha!

Shawn invited me to a Halloween gathering of all gay men...sure I won't likely meet my dream boy there (HAHAH) but imagine the pure hilarity of a room full of flamers, drunk and dressed up like girls and such? Too bad it's a social situation hahaha I will likely be dead from the previous night at Lucky and then the moving extravaganza that morning...but you never know. I will take my camera and please you all with photographic evidence.

I am so tempted to crawl back into bed right now...