c u next tuesday

Oct 22 2009

Omfg - I think faking ass burning diarrhea is in order for tomorrow...The seminar itself is boring as shit but...there's this woman in the group who loves the sound of her own voice...you know the type...always has something to say...but it's only of value to the voices in her own head...knows everything and has an opinion on everything, doesn't know when to shut the fuck up or how to not sound like a 1st rate twat. She is grating. Coral & I near pissed ourselves when Allen, another seminar victim, basically told her to STFU in a polite way...He deserves a cookie!

Even with her there though it is better than being at work so...I will go and try to stay awake tomorrow despite the threat we have to do some gay homosexual role playing...when I know when that is then the ass burning diarrhea may kick in.

Coral bought me lunch so I said I would do a post about her...just her & her awesomeness. So I will do that later...

Bought Shawn dinner and traded him a new router...Ohhh I love the barter system. Apparently I have no gay-dar...we were out and I was bantering with the waiter b/c he took a shining to my caustic sarcastic nature and Shawn told me he was gay...makes sense...only the gays appreciate me...DAMMIT! *tosses self off patio*

The FB pressure is mounting...ppl are threatening me. I will resist.

yawn

Oct 21 2009

Sweet Jesus I am tired. Gotta try to get to bed early tonight...I need a quiet night alone on the couch so I can lapse in and out of a Jen coma, drool on my pillow and wake up startled 45x b/c the cat thinks its HILARIOUS (love how I humanize the non-human cat?) to stealthly JUMP right on my gut when I am asleep it gives me a heart attack.

Aunty Pam's computer bit the big one last night....that blue screen of death business...uh oh.
Might be having to swap her our spare while I fix it....that's when mine will die of course. ha!

Shawn invited me to a Halloween gathering of all gay men...sure I won't likely meet my dream boy there (HAHAH) but imagine the pure hilarity of a room full of flamers, drunk and dressed up like girls and such? Too bad it's a social situation hahaha I will likely be dead from the previous night at Lucky and then the moving extravaganza that morning...but you never know. I will take my camera and please you all with photographic evidence.

I am so tempted to crawl back into bed right now...

Hangin' With the Gay Studs

So tonight gay shawn and I hung out...ate ice cream...played some pool...drooled over the pub cook...checked out shawn's new place he shares with phil...

while @ the pub a group of ppl came in...more than one looked handicapped although I think officially it was just one that was truly handicapped....anyway the Mini Bubbles guy (he really did look like Bubbles except he was only about as tall as Ayla) was drinking beer...so I started pondering - inbetween shawn and i oogling the cook in the kitchen who was rocking out to marilyn manson - how come retarded ppl are allowed to drink? children arent allowed to drink...??? opinions??

Anyway...tomorrow I have a Profit & Loss 8 hour seminar...I think I might die...