Saturday, December 31, 2005

happy fucking poo year fucktards

i work 11-7 today

i will be witty and reflective later tonight after a few beers

i considered going out whoring myself tonight but i think ill do the right thing and not bother...its too stressful to organize anyway haha

Friday, December 30, 2005

My 2 New Possessions

My porceline jesus statue is going to be A LOT of FUN
and my monkey ~ well... I love it...id been drooling over it 4 a while but could not justify 80.00
but apparently aunty cathy could hahahahhaa WOOOHOOOOO

Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Grrls Windy Ferry Day


this is a dead seal...only Ayla didnt believe me as we approached it and she stepped on it HAHAHA and it was all jello-y/waterbed-ish...and then we could see it had flipper bones and such and Ayla screamed like a girl...Don tried to pull off the flipper bone 4 her to bleach and keep but it was still meated on there too well....its guts and esophagus (sp) were all hanging out and shit...it was groovy.



Crapmas Pictures

Maggie & Maddie the Cutie Pie

Ayla & I


Maddie & I


Me & Aunty Pam

Charlie the cat who eats carrot peels...

these squash remind me of boobies

Ray's nipple...don't ask

Ayla..martini queen

Kelly and her hot rack!


Back to Business....


I work in a few hours...
I am done blubbering now...my face still looks a little blowfish-like but...thats what make up is for.
Perspective is a good thing... Ill post pictures tonight...

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

ok im gunna swear a lot


what did u all get for fucking xmas?

I got a porceline jesus statue (which is cool) and I got fucking SINGLE again all in the same week... not so cool.

yes...

imagine my non-surprise...par 4 the course...
it is back to spinsterhood for me...a mission I should have clearly stuck with from the get go b4 I got myself all mindfucked...

oh well such is life hey...
that will teach me for letting my guard down...

fuck shit fuck cocksucker motherfucker whore cunt twat bloody hell...

the end

Tuesday, December 27, 2005