Thursday, August 30, 2007
so after putting it together and wanting to DIE (I am not find of setting things up, esp things that have the potential to blow up in your face)...I struggled to get the propane tank on the damn thing...being that im SCARED of shit blowing up in my face and all I had a few calls...aunty pam and uncle jim assured me there is not trick...JUST SCREW IT ON....so i got it on.
Then I was too scared to start it up...cuz i think id look really bad w/o eyebrows...
Eventually after i did the LEAK TEST I started it up...
No explosion. YAY!
We had bbq steak (that resembled beef jerky, just how i like it) and bbq asparagus....mmmmmm
So yeah now I am the bbq queen...ill be bbq'ing cereal, soup, and toast now.
haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Don't u hate it when you're at a concert and you LOSE your tampon??? Donna the Beer Drinkin' Mosher
They didn't play PARDON ME...
At the end of the show I stood there for 10 mins in denial.
They never came back on to play it for me. RUDE.
Incubus sounded great...was a good show but gawd fucking dammit as if they didnt play PARDON ME. That made my boner soft.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
J: do you like hawaiian?
S: Ohhhh no I can't eat that, theres ham on it
J: you hate ham?
S: no im jewish
J: oh (not understanding that whole pig thing)
J: what do you want then?
J: and what do u think thats made of? (I knew it was beef but pepperoni is like a hotdog u know, mystery meat so who knows right?)
S: ummmmmmm I am not sure....
J: ha ha ha ha (pees her pants)
so then I order the pizza and what do they send???? pepperoni with SAUSAGE on it...I SHIT U NOT!!!!!!!!! im pretty sure thats PORK but am not 100% (wink wink) so I said nothing.
im going to jewish hell too!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo
im trying to behave in front of her...I chose to not play Mario Kart with them b/c I swear like a drunk trucker...
its my day off, its pissing rain and life is good.
girls are still asleep...the cops woke me up this morning...why they choose 8 pm on a sunday to make their calls is beyond me...another court date for work.
fuck i really hate that....such a waste of time and dick all happens at the end of it bc its the same assholes who try to keep on committing fraud....
Anyway....im going to yack to my aunty cathy now...hope church was a delight for your motherfuckers today. Tell Jesus I say HEY!
Monday, August 13, 2007
those little fucking onions are the devil....this morning i woke up and ALL I CAN TASTE IN MY MOUTH are those onions.....
just be happy im not posting her topless shot.
Darts was the most fun....4 retards with sharp ass darts in their hands is an inevitable good time though...
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Friday, August 10, 2007
ok maybe 1 day....
Anyhoo....its Friday...I get the weekend off...I am glad....Sat I will finish tiddling the house...Sun is Lani's birthday game/dinner night...I made her the best birthday gift bag...I used human hair of unnamed sources (NO ITS NOT PUBIC YOU SICK FUCKS) and had fun...although the crazy glue on my fingers actually hurts...as a kid it didn't hurt...oh the job of aging...
The fam and Ayla are off on the way to Tofino today to camp and take surf lessons...gawd it sounds like a hoot really.
I hope its as fun as it should be for everyone...
Thursday, August 09, 2007
me at the beach....ok not really...
i know I have ranted about the IRON CHINK before but it pisses me off still so I took a digital shot of it.....
help me im meltingggggggggggggggggggg
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
I had a dream about Bryan Adams the other night...NO IDEA where that came from. I blame the canker sore...its making me delerious.
I have today and tomorrow off and my store just got audited and we ROCKED IT....only missed 3 things....which is an improvement over last time...woohoooo
I have laundry on the go....I have been wearing clothes that needed a good washing a week ago...sexy i know...just add more perfume.
Tomorrow im hitting the museum and the imax for the titanic exhibit....I have a boner 4 that...been wanting to go since it got here...
11 40 PM: I was bamboozled by a gay man today....Shawn tricked me into hugging him and then tricked me in to coming to his house and not telling me he was having ppl over for his birthday.
Needless to say I was rather peeved
I didnt stay long...but then I went to play some ghetto badminton with Ardene...and ate some refried beans and came home...no one can out party this hardcore wench.
Im going to bed bc im sure Tracey will be making the museum an 8 hr trek tomorrow hahaha
Sunday, August 05, 2007
This few weeks has gone by so fast it doesnt seem like its half over already...over meaning MY KIDLESS time...last summer at this time i was being a hussy so maybe that is why...when u work/sleep/partake in completely innocent activity things are less noteworthy.
I have been NAPPING too much as well haha its making me get up stupidly early in the monring which is rather annoying....I have a few busy days ahead of me at work so that should keep me ALERT...one would hope anyway.
Ayla got a night to herself last night....she was dieing for some MSN time and alone time...I think she may get it now when im freaking out about getting no alone time...when im at work im around ppl....when i come home she is usually here with her friends so sometimes i just wanna be BY MY DAMN SELF...do my own thing...
I really gotta get some food in here...well not that I would cook it mind u...i havent cooked shit all in forever, living off popcorn and sushi.
The new MG cd is orgasmically pleasing in a plethora of ways...I dunno how anyone can say his solo work is inferior to MGB material. They must be stunted to think so.
His Canada AM interview was very telling...I love the FABULOUS ex-wife burns, done so casually its easy to not notice...truly, it makes my thighs quiver...im not even exaggerating...Bonerlicious.
Champions of Nothing...*falls on floor in a bliss coma*...bloody hell...