Friday, June 29, 2007
the lyrical content alone is stunning... *wipes drool off her chin*
Ayla had fun last night...she will be home later.
I bought her a few posters 4 her room cuz shes always complaining her room looks so boring and bare but shes too stunted to do anything about it....so ones Marilyn Monroe (who she likes these days) and one Nelly Furtado...I wanted to get her to cool TOOL one but I didnt think she would dig it. haha
These is this local guy going around the shadey areas of town and video taping johns with hookers and then posting it on the internet....what do u think of that? Part of me gets a chuckle out of it but i find it disturbing at the same time....I went to the guys flickr site and he ha some really great pictures and then he has a folder for FAT PICTURES....he takes a lot of pics of ppl downtown, junkies shooting up etc but yeah a whole pile of pictures of fat ppl, and he makes smart ass remarks about how they look etc.
Kind of puts a different spin on the whole john/hooker stalking he does. Comes off pretty judgemental about more than one issue.
I close tonight...its gunna be a real shit show too, last payday b4 the month end and a new fiscal year...our debt is out of control and no amt of work has made a dent in it....no bonus this quarter...grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Michael Moore's SICKO is great....he makes me howl with laughter and then recoil in disgust @ the state of the world....it is a great watch though....i think i wanna move to France now. Arika and I went for NOODLE BOX and it was orgasmically delicious...
Then we went to the music store and drooled.
Matt Good is streaming his new cd as of today on his website www.matthewgood.org
it is acoustic and BEAUTIFUL....i shit u not.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
usually my best thinking occurs after the fact, usually too late to avert disaster.
if ayla finds out the englishman was here she will eat me alive...
i will say i was entertained by how quickly he ran here after 6 months of me ignoring him.
im a bad person.
i wish i could just vomit
im gunna eat shephards pie instead
im hoping itll absorb the sickness.
my mouth...my gawd my mouth...i can taste every drink i had last night....doubles were cheaper than singles....so...u know...u gotta do whats right and drink doubles all night...
rye n coke, vodka n 7, vodka and OJ, vodka paralyzers x 9837598375983745983475983745, etc
i should have my phone cut off.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
last time I did that Bruce threw up all over my bathroom.
but he isnt here so it should be a little cleaner.
i predict i will be the oldest person there...and fattest...well maybe not but i may as well go 4 the gusto.
odd thing is i will be the coolest one there only the little fucks have NO idea.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Picture me in grade 7...obsessive tendencies (thanks grandad)...im a Rick Springfield mental.....
he is the sun and the moon....then there is Tony-Jo down the street, my elusive middle school cutie crush...then there is my friend Carla, who had scoliosis and wore a back brace and hated it with every fiber of her being...nice girl she was...a good friend.
So upon chatting up Tony-Jo 24-ish years AFTER THE FACT i learn that NOT ONLY did he date Carla for a few years as adults (GASP!!!), she also got him to buy her a Rick Springfield CD....
Oooooooooo the middle school BETRAYAL!!!! Now I know this is irrational...but its irritating...she confessed to him all the stalking and spying we/I did....
Is there no HONOR????
I watched the Last King of Scotland finally....good flick alright...although I was thinking it would be MUCH more horrific...can u tell im jaded, when hanging a man from his flesh isnt highly horrific? *shakes head* What a world. I bit/shred all my fingernails watching it though....now I look like a tard.
I always get right fucking offended by these Matt Good special invite fuckin shows he has...this ones in fucking vegas on his gawd damn bday....like im gunna weasle in on that one....fuck it pisses me off bc I can not think of anything more spiritually delightful than sitting in the same room as Matt Good listening to him sing with an acoustic guitar. I think id give up a kidney...or a limb of some sort.
I have CANDY to watch tonight...Heath Ledger is not my favorite but him as a junkie might improve my opinion of him....I will let u know.
I have a canker sore that is KILLING me this week...I resorted to the medicine cabinet grossness, this stuff u put on it tastes like gasoline, makes your mouth numb and burns like a mother fucker...i dont think it helps it aside from numbing it long enough to eat a meal w/o ripping your own face off.
Oh yeah happy fathers day...
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
This is Dugan trying to hump Ayla..... and then below, her realizing and BOLTING hahahaha
So yeah, I saw pics of my retinal scans today...my eyeballs are HOT BABY! My hot (female) eye doctor said in 13 yrs no ones ever said "omfg, my retinas are GORGEOUS"...
500 bucks later I am set up with new specs that dont look so nerdy and also know my eyes have improved over the last 8+ yrs since my last exam so...WOOT WOOT!
The Lenscrafter lady was REALLY fucking annoying....annoyingly friendly and giddy...Cynthia and I near stroked out listening to her talk.
I gotta say though these high end no glare lenses are the cats MEOWWWWWW...
Anyway...that was my day...
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Sunday, June 03, 2007
kelly makes the best faces
so so so so interested in my conversation hahaha
The highlight of the whole weekend was us going out 4 breakfast this morning before Kel and Maddie leave for home...and after we all ate Maddie went hyper active freako child and was funny and jumping and jumping and jumping and right after I made a ritalin remark she BARFED all over the seat and on kellys hand...then kelly and i were laughing hysterically, ayla was off the bench like a streak of light man...never seen her move so damn fast hahahaha
kelly was gunna hurl so i got the honors of cleaning up the vomit while she washed herself hahahaha omfg it was great!
Friday, June 01, 2007