Monday, April 30, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
1. Would you rather be twice as tall or half as tall as you are now? Why?
well, that's gay b/c being 11 ft tall would be freakish and so would being 2 ft 8...
so if I HAD to choose I guess Id rather be taller cuz then I could see SUPER GOOD at concerts.
2. What is one material possession that you could never give up?
I don't have anything I couldn't live w/o obviously...if my house was burning and I could only take one thing I would take Ayla's baby album.
3. What would you do if you had a month off work, no responsibilities, and $100,000?
omfg, heaven! id be on a plane so damn fast...id be touring the UK, Europe, Japan, New Zealand....
4. How would you rather die - drowning or by fire?
drown - although ultimately id prefer to die whilst sleeping or in a coma.
5. If you could trade bodies and lives with anyone in the world (living or dead) for 24 hours, with whom would you trade?
hmmmmm....George Bush....I could fuck his shit up so good in 24 hrs!!! I COULD STOP A DAMN WAR! (that'd be the goal anyway)
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Ever get those moments where it is CRYSTAL clear that you are nothing but a dimple on the ass of humanity and once your dead, you're just dead, and that's that. Your memory only lives on as long as the ppl that knew you or the art you created while you were here. Or if you were completely nuts your LEGEND can live on a little longer but usually gets screwed up by ppls exaggerations and lies.
I drempt my computer started on fire due to a fan issue...bc i had a fan issue i had the comp case off and had 2 BIG fans set up BLOWING on the computer to cool it...yet it started on fire anyway. In the dream I got to do something ive always wanted to do which is use a fire extinguisher....using the PASS method we are trained at work with:
P - pull the pin
A - aim twds the fire (duh)
S - squeeze trigger
S - side to side
In the dream it was super easy...now i wanna try it 4 real and make a giant foamy mess. In my dream it was 4 am and I KNOW you're supposed to call the fire dept even after you extinguish a fire yourself but being the considerate person I am I didnt want to wake the whole building so i opted not to.
You know what I hate...ppl come in and say they have a couple bucks in change, will I take it...yeah ill take a couple bucks usually if you arent an asshole about it but then out comes handful after handful after fucking handful. 7.00 in fucking nickels is NOT a few bucks you inbred little fucktard....I might have punched her in the mouth if it werent 4 the glass barrier.
Im glad Incubus cancelled their May show in Victoria and its now August. I was mad b4 but Mays gunna be so incredibly bad at work I wouldnt have fully enjoyed the show cuz id be bagged tired...looks like ill miss Ryan McMahon in May too...unless I am super hardcore and go after work at 1030 pm...that will be a mood thing.
Ayla is ranting how the washing machine RUINED her sweater zipper and how now she has to waste 20.00 replacing it and how the washing machine is ruining her life...etc etc etc. ha ha ha
I am laughing here bc if I laugh out loud she will stab me in the heart with a pen and i will perish.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Erica....did Mike Ness take you up on that blow job offer? MuHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well today I hired someone only to find out due to an upcoming shake up im losing someone sooooo im still fucked ha ha ha <-- thats maniacal laughter.
Does anyone watch *LOST* ? I had no idea it was such a whacky show. Adrienne watched it at my house...she was secretly trying to corrupt me and make me a watcher!
I have tomorrow off.
Im going to the library.
isnt that unheard of?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Sadly we have some bigwig "VISITORS" coming Tuesday so we have to get everything tickityboo 4 that, which I detest...im not much for impressing ppl...especially with fakery...I can assure u the place is never as TIDY and clean as when big wigs visit...I resent the requirement. Why cant they show up and just see it like it REALLY is....being usually fucking chaos b/c that is our business after all haha Fuckers.
Aunty Pam, you forgot your shoes again. I will send them back with JerriAnn in May OR will mail them, you decide...if they are your favorite shoes ill gladly mail em since u got stuck mailing my ring and Aylas phone charger back. ha!
Due to an injury to guitar player Mike Einziger's hand, Incubus has been forced to postpone their tour.
The show originally scheduled for May 14th at Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre has been postponed to Monday, August 20th.
Tickets purchased for May 14th will be honored at the door.
Refunds are available at point of purchase until May 31st.
Fuck! I hate summer. It's hot n sweaty. Grrrrrrr
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERICA O. for APRIL 15!!
Friday, April 13, 2007
Thank you for your follow-up email. I have checked with Victoria Station again and I am sorry to say that your camera/case is not amongst their '' lost and found '' articles.
The agent has your phone number and will contact you if it is recovered.
VIA Rail Customer Relations
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
if i didnt have even one iota of self esteem left id take a picture of myself right now with toilet paper jammed up one nostril....
u know, the one CLOGGED nostril that will not clear but dribbles snot out continually, driving u fucking mad.
I am buying stocks in KLEENEX when I recover.
This is green b/c I am a snot producing mofo.
Im reading about Nancy (sid n nancy) and she was the worst teenager to walk the earth. Now I will call Ayla Nancy when shes pissing me off.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Friday, April 06, 2007
Thursday, April 05, 2007
This kid makes great faces. On demand too...ask her for a mad face, she makes one. Ask her for her excited face and she makes one whilst throwing her arms up in the air for added fanfare!
This dog is not anyones, it just goes so perfect with the picture below it I had to post it hahahahahahhaa
SWEET ACTION ~ and if that werent enough I scammed some serious office supplies from my aunt...good shit too...that she got from a clean out they did at work.
It was like xmas around here for me!