Friday, October 31, 2008
i dont even care that i can hear the cat in the litter box right now.
i have a job interview again today....
i get my house back to myself...
im meeting donna after work so ill get to see her miss piggy costume (note to self: bring camera to work)
i must be nicer to the ppl at work...that's my goal...
more later...i must go dance and frolic.
***HAHHAHAHA I think I need pee and poo stufies for xmas hahahahahah****
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Today i set my alarm for 7.....yeah well, i wont be doing that again.my whole day was fucked up from it...well, and b/c i wore a shirt that had more than one color on it.
I had that testing appt this afternoon HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA omfg....I get there....with high hopes b/c I don't generally test very well but b/c I have a perm. position at work I thought the no stress factor would help....it didn't...in fact about 30-40 mins into the test I packed up my shit and left...I gave it a go, went through all the material and it was clear that anything I did manage to come up with was gunna suck balls so I saved myself the embarrassment and time and just said it was all BEYOND MY SCOPE....
Seeing that I know nothing about taxation exemptions and commercial fishing I dont feel really bad about it....
Friday I have a job interview for another ministry, along the lines of student loans etc so being that its a straight interview I feel less weird about it...I would much rather depend on my commuication skills than my test skills to attain a job.
I just watched Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas on TV....ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I really must purchase that dvd.
Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
Raoul Duke: Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.
Raoul Duke: Oh god... did you eat all this acid?
Dr. Gonzo: That's right. MUSIC!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
marks the 8th year of my brother Glenn's absence from the planet...
light a candle or something today and whisper his name, call him a muppet, or whatever other name u prefer....
if u have a brother, call him or talk to him today and revel in the fact that you can...and for the love of all that is unholy do NOT use the comment section of this post today or i will hunt u down with a flame thrower and punish u.
RIP Little Brother xo
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Yeah I think im just better off letting go of any coupling delusions I have...ever since I decided last year that I would not be having anymore flippant sex it has become very apparent that I am gunna be celibate for life.
Note to you single men out there: do not sit like Al Bundy on a woman's couch the 1st time you meet her....and make sure she can not smell you from across the way...Sigh...
Anyway...*shiver*...Sorry Tara, this probably isnt encouraging to you at all hahahahaha
This week at work I was ODA...On Duty Assessor...which makes u the dumping ground for all sorts of shit....like when the MLA's call or write about a student freaking b/c their student loan takes so long you get to answer them and tell them if the student didnt want such a delay then dont apply on August 28th when your school start date is Sept 2....IDIOTS!
Aunt Flo is coming to visit soon....which is making me really short tempered and irritable....just ask the ppl who live in this house. I am a cranky ninja.
Someday im gunna rip my uterus/ovaries out with salad tongs and be done with the whole fucking process....
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Thais the opera was good...
This monk decides to convert a slutty whore in order to save her soul (Thais), conquer her and offer her to god...
then once he does he realizes hes a horn-dog and wants to fuck her like the rest of the men in the story and goes to fetch her from the nuns but all her penance and shit has worn her body out and she dies, blissfully converted to Christianity, oblivious to the monks lust.
Stupid guy shoulda just humped from the start.
Man, only OLD ppl go to the opera it seems....old men and women dragging oxygen tanks behind them were all over the place....
Oh it was hot in there....
and I am about 50 lbs too fat for the Royal Theatre seats...note to self: lose weight b4 attending an event there again.
It was cool though....I loved the screen above the stage that translated the opera into English so u knew what was going on....i didn't realize it would be so dramatic...i thought ppl would stand on stage in fancy garb and sing...but this was full on acting and shit......
I feel so cultured now. hahahhaa
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Hello my littlefeebs...
This morning I got the most interesting email....my editor sent me an email he received from the bandHedley's reps that they received from Ryan McMahon's rep basically distancing themselves from my COMMENT in the Oct issue where i basically said Hedley sucked and Ryan McMahon did not. haha How was I to know that Ryan's camp was buds with the H-Boys and that the Vancouver music scene was at all political? Regardless, it cracks me up b/c for 1, Hedley sucks, that singers voice makes my teeth scream in pain like fingernails on a chalk-board and 2, i kinda like how some mindless comment of mine can ruffle feathers. muahahhahaha
Have I mentionedHedley sucks?
Anyway, I feel like crap...germs + uterine inducedhormonalation + my usual self = badness
Tonight I think I will crawl into my bed by 930-10pm and watch some dvds.
I fell asleep listening to Leonard Cohen last night and slept like a dead llama...Thank you Leonard (andArika)...
Going to see Sam Roberts in January...I love that littlefrenchie live....he kicks ass. (Thanks Tara for being the ticket getter for that event)
By the way,Hedley sucks.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
last night i watched a weird but delicious austrailian film (Reuben's favorite movie of all time).... CLICK HERE
Guy, im mailing u and Donna a copy shortly....u gotta see this.
Then we watched some youtube classics...the public access Let's Paint guy...who became unglued at his rude callers...some retard kid pretending he had a cooking show etc
Then some weird mexican film with circus ppl...it was a menagerie of splendid weirdness...
i wandered home and was wide awake bc i had a 3-4 hour nap that afternoon...
i have to go drink water....i think im dehydrated....
Friday, October 10, 2008
I think ill just reinvest and do away with the fanciness of the video capabilities and stick to a memory stick type player...no moving parts, less chance of bullshit...shoulda stuck to that to start with....idiotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Yeah and iTunes....that converter thing worked but the quality is the shits so FUCK IT...ill get the cd Nov 4 and just deal til then.
Andrea just cooked shrimp and the place reeks of crustaceans! ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Tonight i went with Shawn to a karaoke bar with his mom and her friend...his moms in a wheel chair and felt like getting her groove on by singing D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette (ha ha ha fuck i no all the words...tragic) so we go there and 2.5 of hell...the idea was to get them all sing songed up and then go see the new Leonardo movie BODY OF LIES....but karaoke went overtime and we were shit outta luck 4 the movie....
GUY! Remember that guy from the other karaoke bar night where donna was making friends with crack whores on the dance floor, the guy that was all David Bowie'd up?? HE WAS THERE! lol
Only one guy didnt suck....he sang Solsbury Hill and he owned that fucking song whoever he was....some young punk did MY WAY by Limp Bizkit and i nearly shat myself laughing hahahaha
Anyway....so now im home basking in the glory of shrimp (I hate shrimp but im waiting for Andreas nail polish remover to take over the aromatic overkill of the crustaceans)
I feel myself getting sick....
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Kelly...bassist for 7 Years Late....Kelly is a rather FINE looking man...it made the night worthwhile....turns out he is actually an incredible player...not even saying that just cuz hes hot either....enjoyed the music...none of us were keen on the vocals but that's not all that unusual i find these days...anyway...Kelly was good looking in school but its weird he managed to maintain his coolness....that is RARE haha
Between that and the pickle band aids, banana holder and such it was an ice haul....Cynthia gave me fridge magnet poetry words and the theme is the F WORD! SO FUN!
Reuben and I did some Mighty Boosh viewing yesterday...and he introduced me to Wonder Showzen....omfg what a whack show...youtube it...its like Sesame Street on crack for grown ups...all satirical and fucked up funny.
Friday, October 03, 2008
i was thinking of taking on a few shifts per month at the mart as well...less time to wallow in my own puddle of miserable tendencies....plus i like money...i am getting to liking it more the more i have as well...
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Look what Adele my lovely friend in Alberta artistically created/framed/mailed me...amazing...thank you Adele...you have no idea what such a gift means right about now. xo
All she used was a wee little crap quality picture I had of my brother, one of my favorites b/c of the way he was looking at his g/f Lindsey, she made his eyes sparkle and such...
A true artist...thank you, I will treasure it always!