Monday, December 31, 2007
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Anyway aside from that excitement I have spent my whole day trying to clean my kids pigsty room....youll NEVER guess where the recycling is getting stored...yeah in her bedroom closet...bags and bags of paper and cardboard...little jackass.
Once I found that i just started turfing shit...my house is a total wreck and tomorrow is my last day off and im mortified.
I dunno how im gunna do dishes with this fucked up thumb....
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Ayla is in Nanaimo with Pam & Jim for the week so im enjoying the peace. I love how when xmas ends it is so over its like it never happened.
Me and the cat are playing FETCH with pistaschios!!! U know the ones that arent open...and u cant eat em w/o busting yer teeth...well i toss those ones and the cat goes mental and figured out if she brought em back to me id re-throw them....ha ha ha Ohhhh I am turning into the crazy cat spinster!
I was a shitty phone person this xmas....I only called my sister and aunty cathy...I missed all other calls that came in whilst feasting at Denny's xmas day (can u say VOMITOUS?!?!?!)
Ayla gave me the SLASH book for xmas....so im enthralled in that...its not especially well written AT ALL but the stories are interesting...when he pulls his hair back and takes off the goof hat andglasses and isnt smoking he is actually a nice looking specimen!
(****NO THERE WILL BE NO CALLING THE ENGLISHMAN MICHELLE****yay 4 prozac!)
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
MASCARA gets this kind of reaction from 13 yr olds in case u didnt know!
Friday, December 21, 2007
I went and looked up her address....I am now armed...so I would like some ideas please...as I will now be compiling a little something to send back to her at my leisure.....
Now while I can see the humor of this, it is really fucking ABSURD that anyone possesses such self importance that they can't just let this shit go...so I am forced to retaliate...and after I retaliate I will RETURN TO SENDER any further communication from her...in fact ill peel off the post offices MOVED sticker from a letter at work and use it....
So bring it on....I am open to all advice...I will likely compile a little bit of everyones input for the final retaliation...GUY I AM WAITING EAGERLY 4 YOUR IDEAS.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I am brain dead...but that is not news is it?
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
I need a haircut really bad but after the last MULLET CUT im a little apprehensive...so I think ill have Tracey cut it...she wont mullet me.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Sunday, December 02, 2007
o m frikkin gawd....Tool sober is 100x better than Tool drunk as fuck...and Tool 3rd row center is enough to make me grow a dick just so it can be hard...I swear.