Saturday, September 29, 2007
You know im sick when I willingly turn on the heat before December.
I have watched such amazing crap tv over the last 24 hrs it is pathetic.
Today im making myself be up and MOVE to avoid the CONSUMPTION...yeah im dramatic.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
so im looking for some gibble cats cuz as u no our last cat had one eye and he was a freak but we miss his weirdness....look what I have to choose from:
My mother is going to seniors home in December 2007 and can not bring her cat Misty with her. Misty is a 3 year old female, light grey with white, and was adopted by my mother from the Victoria SPCA. She was even featured with my mom on the local morning news for being adopted with her unique condition. Misty is missing part of her brain and has no equilibrium. She is very quiet, loving, and stumbles everywhere she goes. Misty is not not dumb and knows who everyone is. She has been an amazing companion for my mother, who really couldn't deal with a regular needs pet. Misty often dunks her head in her food, and falls in her litter, but she never climbs the drapes or anything like that. I am looking for someone, maybe like my mother, to take Misty and enjoy the love that this cat has given her.
A mature, black-and-white cat with one eye and huge paws has been around the area of the Gorge/Harriet intersection for the last week or so. My neighbour has been feeding it and my wife has been giving it lots of attention. The cat seems well-socialized so I don't believe it to be a stray, but it doesn't seem to know where its home is so it has been sleeping on our deck. If you are this cat's owner or know someone who might be, please get in touch as we would like to see this cat safely returned home. Thanks.
Sadie Circles is such a special little girl who has suffered major trauma to the right side of her body. She has a broken pelvic and a broken front leg and head trauma which makes her spin in circles .. She does walk in circles but mostly spins when she is stressed. She has been spayed and vaccinated and X-rays taken of her broken bones. Her Pelvic will have to heal on its own but her broken front leg is so badly broken and it is such an old break that it has healed the way it is. The operation to fix this would be very extensive and since she runs and plays on it with the other foster kittens in the home we don't feel she is in pain so the vet recommends that it is better to leave her as is! Sadie is a very gentle loving girl who runs, plays and loves to sit on your lap for a nice nap .. If you can find a very special place in your heart for this "Spinny girl" give Pamela a email for application
Henrietta has come a long way. She was a starving abandoned cat when we received her. She had been outside fending for herself. Her ears had become cancerous due to prolonged exposure to UV rays. To save her, we had to remove the tops of her ears, which gives her the look of a Purebred Oriental Fold!!
MUST LOVE DOGS! My name is Polly Anna, and I am beautiful, smart and special (I have six toes). I am looking for a dog mate. (Yes, I love dogs) not crazy about other cats but I can live with them. My favourite playmates at my foster home are three big dogs. We play toys and they even let me eat out of their dish. I love to hang out in the kitchen with my foster mom and get my ears scratched and my fat little belly rubbed. My favourite place is my kitty pillow by the window so I can watch everything outside. I do like to go outside sometimes but mostly I like the covered patio area and the kitty house. So if there is a lonely dog out there who is kitty friendly and would like a play mate, send me an email and we can set up a date to meet.
Yeah....I got a good chuckle out of those.
Henrietta's picture was truly ALARMING though...a cat w/o ears is really fucked up looking.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Isn't getting old awesome...Ayla is horrified I may go bald in the front...im horrified I will live to be old enough to get bald in the front...and equally horrified I will die at a time I think it is not CONVENIENT. I was thinking that the other day, relating it all to my health etc...thinking how GAY it would be to kick the bucket right b4 u get to know yer grandkids or something like that...
My shoes are crippling me less everyday! YAY!!! What a fucking hero I am.
I have come to the conclusion I am not nearly as accepting as I think I am...I think ON A WHOLE I am accepting...but I have some serious moments where I am a friggin IDIOT for not good reason really.
So I am gunna work on that....becoming more ZEN...becoming more accepting of things outside my own realm...I think this will make life a little easier to live.
I spoke to my mom the other day on the phone and I think 4 the 1st time in my life i genuinely felt sorry 4 her...not because she is miserable and unhappy and was crying on the phone but b/c I dont think she truly has the ability to make changes/choices that would seem logical to the rest of us.
I have never felt sorry 4 her b4, I have always harbored a lot of bitterness and anger so it was a little weird to have that shift to empathy...maybe it was a momentary lapse in my rage, I dunno but....I invited her down here in Oct for a few days thinking maybe a change of scenery would be good for her.
Time will tell.
I am thinking of asking the Nazi landlady if we can get a cat. It is cheaper than a sibling...I might talk myself out of it....I think im pre-menstrual and not thinking straight.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
im in gastrointestinal hell at the moment...i know i know - too much information but im all about sharing you know...im selfless like that.
crazy spinning man...there is this old man, complete with santa beard, who stands in the same spot nearly EVERYDAY, for how long i have NO idea but he is often there as I walk to work...he stands on the sidewalk spinning both arms like a windmill...chattering oddly to no one. The 1st day I saw him i got on the phone and called work in case he stabbed me when I walked by...he didnt...although that would make this story MUCH more interesting!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
IM ON TO YOU BLOGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
well fuck if i wasnt so obsessive compulsive about templates id do one but ill have to wait til the weekend.......
so I have more time to obsess.
ive checked in with both aunties this week....both are holding steady...
i have 98438759847694 things to do and i never bother to do them...
my name is sloth-ass.
i wish i had a chocolate milk right now.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
gawd I just do not have the energy to re-do all that shit right now....it better fix itself.
the Matt Good show was friggin amazing....he was in TOP FORM, the sound was great, lights were great and the new album is excellent LIVE...champions of nothing and 99% came on and i nearly wet myself.
the ushers had a hate on for me...for using flash BUT IT WASNT ME! i didnt use flash once all night....stupid grrl in front of me was doing that...then i got crap for RECORDING which i also wasnt doing...caught the attention of Mr Good and he asked what the problem was...that was a funny banter...im glad it was dark bc im sure i was blushing as giggled like a fucktard through the whole exchange.
i got myself a MG totebag though so life is good! muhahahahaha
my new fav show is that one on tv that shows u how things are made...things like wallpaper, potato chips, pens etc I sit there completely mezmerized....like im in a high alert coma! hahaha
i wanna see how they make Crunch n Munch!
well im fully staffed as of Oct so this is good...im taking some time off near the end of Oct too so I have a reason to LIVE now. hahaha
ok im really tired now.
all this typing....my gawd.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
i did get a good review...no surprises...i know my OPPORTUNITIES and my strengths so it is never a shock...so the raise tickled me pleasantly...
it has occured to me as of late that i need to set something up for saving money since I suck at it so bad myself...i think i will set up something that sucks 100.00 out of my acct every payday...any suggestions?
i bought ayla thing *panic button* thing....that she can carry with her keys and if she ever feels weird or anything happens she can pull the pin and this HIDEOUS squeeeeeeeeeeel that busts eardrums goes off....she calls it a rape whistle HAHA wtf...i dunno why it makes me giggle that shes so dramatic about it but im just glad she carries it cuz i thought she might think it was *GAY* and not use it.
she babysat last night and made 30.00 ~ should have seen her prancing in the door ranting OMFG OMFG THEY PAID ME 30.00
i am never giving that kid an allowance EVER hahha
and shes using her own $ to buy dance shoes like I told her she would have to if she didnt do it when school shopping so this makes me smile :o)
my name is Jennifer and im addicted to facebook scrabble...
oh fuck - at the thrift store yesterday there was a velvet painting of a hawaiian woman with a whole boob showing.....gawd damn it was so cheesie, i wanted it so bad but i was too cheap to pay 35.00 for it......ROBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
So imagine my friend Guy and a group of his degenerate friends, high as kites and off to watch Laser Floyd or some such shit in Seattle I believe.....they get there and this staff member keeps harrassing Guy to sign up for this raffle/prize thing...Guy refuses but the dude wont let it go....finally Guy says FUCK IT and enters the raffle as ABU ANKA to be a smart ass.....
Well....imagine the hilarity that ensues when the DOOR PRIZE RAFFLE is drawn and Abu fucking Anka wins a 7 day trip to Mazatlan that no one can claim........
MuHAHAHAHA HAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHA can u imagine being high and with a group of high friends and this happens? I think I would have pissed myself.
Another great story....thanks Guy.
No one tells me stories like Guy does...
Day got off to a rip roaring start...someone locked themselves out of the store so I got to do a mad rush jaunt down there, through the thick walls of students waiting 4 bus's and such....
Today I get my annual review...I am not scared...I already know how i rock and what my opportunities are so there are never any surprises...the raise will be nice though...I have decided I want to make 9834759837458.50 an hour....thats my goal.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Zellers is LESS congested with idiots than walmart is and walfart is 2 bus rides away so...zellers wins.
I have heartburn....wtf...who gets heartburn from raisin bran? What is going on in the universe?
I got this funny mail the other day...paper mail...JENNIFER CONKLIN YOUR PHOTO WAS SELECTED FOR PUBLICATION DUE TO ITS UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE AND ARTISTIC VISION....just pay 70.00 plus 25 for the profile entry and 20 shipping.... HAHAHH HAHAHA HAHHAHA yeah what a fucking deal. Suck my ball sack.
I need Tums...bad.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Schools back in...Ayla is over the moon...she got the good teacher and it only took her 1 day to get over the fact all her friends are in a different class...she rationalized it by figuring out since next year they will all be parting ways to go to different highschools maybe its a good idea they start the split NOW. awwwwwwwwwww
Went and saw Ryan McMahon Thursday night....what a trooper, sick and rotten and still sounded fabulous and put on a great show...I am always embarrassed by the Victoria turnout he gets....its always so lame...if I didnt drag ppl with me and the groupies didnt show it would have been an empty house....