Ayla slept on the couch again last night...she's now eating cereal, trying to guilt trip me into making her breakfast, something GOOD...im hoping she eats enough cereal and tells me she's full. Bad mommy.....MuHAHAHAHAHA
I am really frikkin broke right now...I am a little surprised by my lack of funds...No more costco trips 4 me...that's it...I can not be trusted in that store.
I am so happy Mini Eggs are out again...they really are fabulous lard ass snacks...b/c apparently im not quite fat enough yet and I think I am entitled to eat mini eggs....
I think I will up my prozac dose and join Jenny Craig (JUST KIDDING) hahahahahahahha
U know what freaks me out...that show THE BIGGEST LOSER...I find myself quite offended by how willingly ppl will go on that show, strip to their undies and get weighed on tv and let a network tape their lardly suffering...I consider it as hideous as Jerry Springer...the exploitation of human stupidity...I mean hey cool you wanna get healthy etc but the format in which its all laid out really makes me twitch. Like SHALLOW HAL... I loathe that movie. Ok maybe im sensitive to the issue...I admit it.... making fun of fat ppl pisses me off.
Today from the BIG BOOK OF FILTH:
Cunnilingu$
-brush someone's teeth
-give up one's face
-go fish
-gorilla in the washing machine
-hunt the anchovy (haha)
-lick the holy ground
-slop at the hog trough
-sneeze in the cabbage
he he he
Anyway....Ayla is currently asking me questions like "how old do u wish u were?" "if u could choose would u want a silver or green fan?" "who is your best friend?"
These are questions she asks me constantly...to drive me mad.
Wind seems to have died down.
Too bad, I love storms...I am the 1st one to whine that there's no power BUT...I do enjoy the violence of the wind and rain and the dark, brooding sky.
Have u ever sat too long thinking and truly contemplated that maybe its YOU that's effed up and not everyone around u.....? This frightens me. it would rock my whole foundation of reality.
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