Tydes: I was waiting for this guy to blow the end of his dick off. I'm not sure whether I'm glad or disappointed that he didn't.
Jen: i know it was very anti-climactic (sp)
Tydes: still, it would hurt like a motherfucker. he must have numbed it up good.
Jen: i just dont understand....i assume the person was at least MILDLY retarded
Tydes: I don't care how bored I ever was, I would not be setting off firecrackers anywhere near my dick. Retarded it is.
Jen: so.....anyway u can get outta the disney trip??? maybe u could fake a dick infection just b4 u are to leave and u can SELFLESSLY send them all to go without u ...
Tydes: Fuck, I never thought of the most obvious excuse; the dick infection. And it came about from setting off firecrackers in my foreskin. How did I miss that one?
Jen: i dunno but if u really wanna NOT GO u better get thinking man!!!!! this requires PLANNING!!!!!
Tydes: I could fake a kidney stone. How's that?
Jen: Ooooo but the ER scan could see there were none....Rub chemicals all over yer weiner the day b4 u are to go. lol
Tydes: Unless by chemicals you mean K-Y jelly, I think I'm going to put the dick infection idea back on the shelf for a time when I'm a little more desparate. It's really a good thing you're not the little voice that sits on my shoulder telling me what to do and what not to do. I bet you'd get me in a lot of trouble. ;)
Jen: hahahaha no i wouldnt rub chemicals on myself either...I just like that it would make a great story to blog thats all hahahhaha
Tydes: "so the other day I convinced this complete retard in Edmonton to drown his pecker in Hydrochloric Acid. I didn't actually think he'd do it though. I'd like to say that I feel bad, but I don't feel bad for people that are that stupid in the first place." Sounds like a blog entry that I'd like to make as well. It would make a hell of a story.
Jen: i think just relaying this conversation *NAMELESSLY* would be a good blog entry hahahaha
Tydes: I don't care if you use my name. It's funny. But I'm still not rubbing chemicals on my schlong.
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