my apologies

I just view my blog in Mozilla...it looks fucked up and retarded.

Sorry, im sticking to IE.

Well u all missed the hissy fit of the century this morning...yes all the worlds problems are MY fault...it is my fault the sprog didnt get all her homework done. Apparently its my fault she watched Veronica Mars and America's Next Top Fucktard...its my fault she fucked the dog after school...its my fault she didnt bring her homework to dinner instead of us playing cards. I am apparently a bad person, and its my fault we are poor and I have a very easy life, I never get homework and I do nothing. Its a true wonder social services hasnt come and taken her away for her own protection...all this doesnt include the door slamming or the throwing shit at the wall portions of the morning. I hope her missing door wont be too terrible 4 her. Thats the rule...u slam it, I take it off the hinges.

So today i will ponder how I ended up to be such a terrible mother *snicker*...

Maybe I will take a parenting class. Maybe that will teach me how to provide the ingrate with an unlimited LuLuLemon wardrobe, a chauffeur, a french tutor, activity director, travel planner, maid/cook, etc. I guess I will have to stop beating her with bamboo whips and locking her in the cell aka DUNGEON OF DEATH.

Ohhh how did i go so wrong...? *laughing uncontrollably now*

SO yeah that was my oh so relaxing morning. 6-7 yrs to go.

I jinxed myself bc last night we had a lot of fun and we were really getting along and i was thinking how cool it was. hahahahahah shortlived. Now I am the devil...satan...