Wednesday, June 14, 2006

SHOWERHEAD TRAGEDY

oh great I live in the healthiest city in canada....least percentage of smokers and the highest age we are likely to live is 80.4...they arent actually talking about ME of course but all the yoga/jogging/biking/mnt climbing/eating nthing with a face folk....but fuck u all im gunna live to be 80.5 just to spite all you health nuts~!

I have decided to say FUCK IT and get a new a new showerhead...Yes i did just buy a new one but its so pitiful and lame i am willing to eat the 30.00 i spent on it to get one that actually doesnt SUCK!!!!!
u know whats gay...u buy these damn things UNABLE to try it to see if its what u want...how the hell do i know if the one i pick is going to have enough pressure?
the one that came with the apt is a skin peeler....u know, so hard it peels yer dermis off...and the spray bouncing off yer body BLINDS you and makes yer eyes sting.
How spoiled hey? We have unlimited water thats drinkable and I whine about the pressure of my showerhead...at least I know im a dick.

I think im a radiohead kick...
I love that little gibbly eyed Tom....

i need a nap.

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