1. eating a big dinner at Cafe Mexico and then in the middle of the night having heart burn to kill a donkey but being too tired to get up and do anything about it RIGHT as u are on the verge of getting your rag.
2. getting knocked up by a cute mexican (ooo its a theme) b/c the sprog produced will be far too gorgeous for anyones good and thus u will have a miserable life keeping her out of the clutches of evil boys everywhere.
3. sending beastiality videos to hard core animal lovers.
4. being a well to do canadian musician and marrying a not so smart tart for a wife who then rapes your bank acct and breaks your heart.
5. trusting a human
6. eating yellow snow
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