if you are male and skittish of clots and uterine issues - turn away now.
A clot-ridden rant is about to commence.
How can it be that as you get older and crustier periods get more and more agonizing? What's the reasoning for this? Life's not bad enough that after enduring pregnancy and labor and life in general you get a monthly visitor that makes you want to hack your own parts out?
Yeah I am bitter...it bugs me I have to schedule VERY CAREFULLY to ensure no changing of equipment needs to occur at work in the washroom stalls...to avoid it looking like so
meone was brutally stabbed in the stall....grossed out yet? YEAH SO AM I!! Imagine it...pure and utter hemorrhage.2 days of malaise is bad enough...never mind the fucking mess....the wrecked pants...sheets....
the potential for SERIOUS social humiliation.
I mean, look at the bus stop I was at yesterday...I was only waiting 7 mins in the rain for shits sake...........(ok i made that up)
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