Cherished Misery, Inc.: IDIOT

Monday, February 16, 2009

IDIOT

Here is an example of why old ladies (me) should not make trendy purchases...

I have been wanting a perfume of my own that isnt 8.00 a bottle for a while now so I have been on the look out for one that doesnt remind me of my moms perfume or that anyone I know already uses...so a while ago I smelled one I liked...Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Lovers "Baby" Fragrance....so today im in a store...its 55.00 for what I assumed was the same bottle the tester came in...HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT.

I get it home...and its a small bottle - 1 fluid ounce (30 ml) with a giant plastic doll for a lid...which is what made the box so largggggggggggggggggge....

Sighhhhh...

Now it is a weird enough item that I will keep it of course (sorry Arika...no dibs for you, I know you probably just peed in yer jeans a little looking at the picture) but man....I was rooked....

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My Beloved Henry Rollins

"Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind. Someone is thinking of the way your breath escapes your lips when you are touched. How your eyes close and your jaw tightens with concentration as you give pleasure a home. These thoughts are saving a life somewhere right now. In some airless apartment on a dark, urine stained, whore lined street, someone is calling out to you silently and you are answering without even being there. So crystalline. So pure. Such life saving power when you smile. You will never know how you have cauterized my wounds. So sad that we will never touch. How it hurts me to know that I will never be able to give you everything I have."