Oct 14 2009
Hump Day isn’t even traumatizing me b/c it’s also my Monday and well...the Mondayness is distracting me from the humplessness of the day...love that word...humplessness.
I am struggling to stay awake here...I need a cup of hot scalding tea to burn the skin off my lips and keep me alert.
The person I detest here is coughing her face off and I am kinda hoping she will choke on her own phlegm and die...is that mean?
Probably...ask me if I care?
I have laundry to do tonight and I really don’t feel like it...I wanna go home
and crawl into my bed and go to sleep...and while I am dreaming about such bliss lets add in that a boy will be there too who smells good so I can snuggle up and fall asleep sniffing him...he will of course look hauntingly like a hot version of Jesus minus the robe but yes to the facial hair...and he will write me corny love songs....all his songs will have my name in the title (ie: Jennifer My Sweet Lover....or Jen’s Hot etc) and be about me...and he also loves cooking and loves brushing/braiding my hair while we watch movies...oh and he loves doing laundry....oh the bliss.
I NEED A HOT SONGWRITING JESUS!
I am drinking my 2 servings of veggie juice right now...I prefer it to eating a salad today...tonight is leftover turkey night...whatever doesn’t get eaten is getting the toss...
I filled Ayla in on all the family gossip today over the phone and she was rather mortified...she doesn’t like anyone messing with her Uncle Jimmy...which was really sweet...I like it when she gets PO’d about important stuff...it shows she gives a shit...
She has been quite lovely...ok wait not lovely...but way more reasonable and civil as of late....which pleases me greatly...it is good to see her a little happier.
At Fairway Market the other day with Donna I came across these weird Asian canned soups that come with a wee little spoon attached and I bought one even though I can’t really read what’s in it and it’ll likely be GROSS (pickled squid or some gross shit) I just had to have the wee little spoon with the removable handle! THOSE ASIANS ARE CLEVER MAKING SUCH A THING! Perhaps if I am a total loser I will take pictures of it to post (that means yes I will do that b/c I am indeed a loser).
I am struggling to stay awake here...I need a cup of hot scalding tea to burn the skin off my lips and keep me alert.
The person I detest here is coughing her face off and I am kinda hoping she will choke on her own phlegm and die...is that mean?
Probably...ask me if I care?
I have laundry to do tonight and I really don’t feel like it...I wanna go home
and crawl into my bed and go to sleep...and while I am dreaming about such bliss lets add in that a boy will be there too who smells good so I can snuggle up and fall asleep sniffing him...he will of course look hauntingly like a hot version of Jesus minus the robe but yes to the facial hair...and he will write me corny love songs....all his songs will have my name in the title (ie: Jennifer My Sweet Lover....or Jen’s Hot etc) and be about me...and he also loves cooking and loves brushing/braiding my hair while we watch movies...oh and he loves doing laundry....oh the bliss.I NEED A HOT SONGWRITING JESUS!
I am drinking my 2 servings of veggie juice right now...I prefer it to eating a salad today...tonight is leftover turkey night...whatever doesn’t get eaten is getting the toss...
I filled Ayla in on all the family gossip today over the phone and she was rather mortified...she doesn’t like anyone messing with her Uncle Jimmy...which was really sweet...I like it when she gets PO’d about important stuff...it shows she gives a shit...
She has been quite lovely...ok wait not lovely...but way more reasonable and civil as of late....which pleases me greatly...it is good to see her a little happier.
At Fairway Market the other day with Donna I came across these weird Asian canned soups that come with a wee little spoon attached and I bought one even though I can’t really read what’s in it and it’ll likely be GROSS (pickled squid or some gross shit) I just had to have the wee little spoon with the removable handle! THOSE ASIANS ARE CLEVER MAKING SUCH A THING! Perhaps if I am a total loser I will take pictures of it to post (that means yes I will do that b/c I am indeed a loser).
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