Work is mellow...there is work to do if you can stay attentive and motivated. Placement is just stalled it seems...makes u HOPE there is some behind the scene action going on somewhere...
I am currently so cold typing is becoming difficult. I think I am getting sick...I have been snotty and sneezing today like crazy...just in time for Adele's visit tomorrow! HAAAAAAAA That's ok though b/c I am hard-core and can still visit and be awesome whilst stoned on meds if needed haha
I used my sisters alfredo recipe last night and made fab chicken alfredo and broccoli...fuck it was good. Sometimes I impress myself...fluking out or not!
I am amazed when I am walking and peeping into ppls houses/apartments at how many ppl have state of the art flat screen tvs and entertainment centers...speakers up the yin yang etc...it boggles my mind that living in a fairly blah apt bldg you would have a 5000.00 tv and all the trimmings....that is the LAST thing I would spend that kinda $ on. Especially the super ghetto houses, the ppl don't even have curtains...they have a sheet thumb tacked over a window but have a friggin sweet ass flat screen and all the gadgets. Bizarre.
It cracked me up the other night when I was out walking and this super ghetto house has the sheet up covering the window, garbage all over the yard etc but they have some overpriced giant blow-up Homer Simpson xmas yard decoration....the next morning when I walked by after work the Homer thing was deflated and on the ground, crumpled and ignored....3 days later it is still like that in the yard.
Poor Homer.
SHORT-BREAD COOKIE EATING: shove the whole cookie in your mouth; combine it with your spit really good so it eventually turns into a fabulous paste of sweet smooth goodness...slowly chew/swallow. Repeat.
I have been incredibly distracted lately. Boys...sheesh. It is a miracle I got my xmas cards out. This new years with G. in town for about 5 days will be interesting...not just 4 obvious reasons but b/c I am slightly cursed for New Years and this will be monumental if nothing goes wrong. About 16 yrs ago (gee can u guess who this was?) I made a big deal about NY's Eve b/c I had somehow always managed to be single Dec 31 up until then so...I had all these stupid ideas about how nice it would be to have a boyfriend on NY's and someone to make out with at midnight etc. I was young....gimme a break! At 21 it didn't seem like too much to ask.
So anyhow....midnight rolls around and what is that little fucker doing? Ohhh he isn't all over me or being grand and fabulous no...he is on the phone with SOME OTHER GIRL...the fact it struck midnight didn't even spur him to scramble off the phone....or the fact I sat there sending death daggers at him with my eyes. That was the demise of any hope I had for a fun NY's...I basically swore off all NY's activities shortly thereafter as I had a baby a year later anyway...
So then about 5 yrs ago I make plans to have a "nice" NY's with a guy I was seeing...thinking this was my big redeeming moment!!!! Yeah he fucking dumped me xmas day after making all these grandiose fucking NY's plans with me...Assface. So...you can see how I might be a little nervous about this year hahahaha Gee, no pressure on G-Man hey? hahahaha
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