So this morning I am walking to work...la dee da...it's lay off letter day so that is kinda like a special occasion @ work...I have Metallica on my MP3 player...I am about to cross a street, I have the right of way as a van waits so I see someone already half way across the street so I zip to cross so the guy won't have to wait longer and he doesn't look and came about 3 inches from running me the fuck over...imagine getting laid off and hit by a car in the same day! HA! Oddly enough in these situations I am usually startled and it pisses me off so I swear obscenities at the driver and trudge off on my way but today all I could must was an eye roll and a sarcastic "OH THANKS!" Imagine getting hit by a car listening to a Metallica song about being in a hospital as a vegetable...haaaaaa!
No letters yet...something appears to be brewing...the big wigs are all in a meeting...GAWD! I am horrified at what this might mean.
Tonight The Donna is coming over after taking an anti-histamine and we are gunna sew and play Wii. I enjoy watching her be afraid of my cat.
I wonder if I am mellowing out as a human or if I am just having a calm mental cycle right now? I would HOPE as someone approaching 40 I am mellowing out but it was just 3 months ago that I was having a nervous breakdown so it is more likely I am just up cycling now...ha! I guess comparatively speaking I don't go around punching ppl anymore so that's an improvement...although I do dream about beating the shit out of most ppl on a daily basis...
Speaking of beating ppl to death...just got my lay off letter...and guess what? There isn't really an option for placement now b/c you are only eligible for placement within our own ministry which obviously has no jobs or there wouldn't be all these lay offs...so for the last 3 mths when we had the option of placement in ANY ministry and the gov't was too fucking inept to be organized and efficient to DO IT so now...the chance of placement is gone and I am done work Dec 31. WOOT!
Now I am not horrified by this b/c I did not have faith in placement honestly having watching the shit show around here and been fed a bunch of complete bullshit for the last 3 months – what pisses me off is the fact for 3 months they fucked around and now that's that and the only ppl who really are affected are the underlings like me with no seniority who were not placed b/c the organization in charge of this task are a bunch of inept fucking cunts. Isn't gov't AWESOME!?!!!!!!! Yeah good riddance.
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