why whenever i walk into the bathroom at work does it smell like someone died in there?? its like im a constant lottery LOSER walking in after someones just decimated the fucking porcelain with their bowel obstruction.....i realize that's the purpose of bathrooms but tax payers are paying for ppl to shit at work and it seems wrong!i cant be the only one with a poop schedule can i? i do anything to avoid pooping at work! if there were private bathrooms with none of this multiple stall bullshit then that's different but the thought of shitting with someone in the room...uhhh not happening...ill turtle it all the way home thanks.
ok thats all i have to say on this matter.
DO NOT POOP AT WORK AND WRECK MY DAY!!!
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Honey, I cannot agree with you more. And yes, I certainly have a poop schedule.
I can't imagine ever pooping in a public bathroom.
And of course you know that the next person using the bathroom after you will think it was you who stunk it up?
A couple of years ago in work there was an incredible stench coming from the Ladies and no-one could figure out what it was. There were new hygiene bins for tampons etc and they were emptied and still the stench persisted. It was so disgusting that the male manager was forced to step inside before he called a plumber as he assumed that it was a broken/leaking pipe. The plumber came in and discovered within minutes, that in one of the other bins outside the cubicles, someone had thrown a prawn cocktail sandwich out and on top of it were a pair of ruined tights. Cue a lot of gagging noises.
EWWWWWWWWWW lol least it wasnt a fetus though!
OMFG OMFG OMFG hahahahahhhaaaaaaaaa
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