Funny bus experience:
I have had to type this carefully so as not to sound like a pedophile...it was all rather innocent on my end. I didn’t go LOOKING for this, I was sitting on the bus, headphones on and enjoying a delightful Pantera song when I see this woman and her 2 young sons get on the bus. They sat just over and across from me, so we were kind of facing each other.
About half way through the bus ride (keep in mind I can’t hear anything that’s going on, it’s all visual) I glance over in their direction and I see the older boy (around 12) looking at his mother HORRIFIED and panicked and then looks down at himself at the boner the poor kid has just sprung on the bus, wearing summer shorts for fucks sake...she immediately mumbles something and he crosses his legs, looking rattled and paranoid...over the next 7 mins or so he keeps checking himself out to see if it’s gone...the whole while I am trying incredibly hard to not laugh b/c this kid has a really expressive face and he is clearly mortified at this uncontrollable force that is his male human penis. And rightly so!
Things must have settled down a bit down there b/c he uncrossed his legs and went about the bus ride as per usual...chatting up his mom and little brother...then we got to the Quadra and Hillside stop...now this is the place where the transvestite/transsexual (sorry I am unaware of her status) gets on the bus everyday at this time and I CANNOT wait for this young innocent kid to get a load of her b/c she looks VERY manly but has floppy boobs and a 5 o’clock shadow all day long to go with her makeup and cowboy hat. Sure as shit she comes straight 2 the back where we are and this kid catches a look and locks on!! He CANNOT stop staring at her until she seats herself conveniently behind the mom so as the kid turns to talk to his mom he can stare at the interesting woman behind her without looking too obvious....funniest part was the kid has a boner again the whole time and didn’t notice until a minute later and assumed his crossed legged position....
This was the most fun people watching experience I have had in a while...I will never forget that kids face...15 mins on the bus and he went from happy to horrified to awestruck. lol
10 comments:
i've pretty much felt a little blessed that i had girls instead of boys.
then they became teenagers.
then i read your blogpost.
girls > boys
(sad i cannot anonymously post)
hahahahaa
oh man, do I ever want to ride on your bus!
I'm very curious as to what the removed post said?
I'm a little confused though; Do you really think a 12 year old boy would mention a hard on to his mother? We don't talk about that shit with our mothers. Ever.
chéngshú jiùshì yǒunénglì shìyìng shēnghuó zhòng dì móhu
Something about maturity allowing one to hit the bullseye even if their aim is not true? What the hell does that mean?
Oh, it's a chinese porn chat website. It all makes sense now.
wow u are slow to catch on
Guy this kid looked over at him mom and pointed to his boner and she told him to cross his legs....IM SERIOUS!
Is that normal? An ex of mine told me he used to pop boners on city buses.
HAHHAAHA great!
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