STANK!

Went to Logan's last night...to support Donna as she was entering into her ex's territory and felt a little weird about it so I said I would go in solidarity...turns out she was fine...The Stockers were good (we sure miss Mike Jones on bass though ::POUT::) despite the annoying ppl bothering me the whole set. I often ask myself why the fuck I bother to go to shows when I am constantly and highly irritated by everyone around me.

1st there was BitchFace McTiitties who I think was trying to pick a fucking fight with me by dancing like a flailing 80's moron in a sparkly Santa hat to surfer punk rock right beside me with her big old lady tits in a push up bra bouncing around for all of us to enjoy (and I type that sarcastically in case u missed it)...It takes massive restraint for me in those social situations to not start swinging and sometimes the only thing that stops me is sobriety b/c I know in a fight sober I wouldn't do as well in the agility dept compared to if I had a few drinks...also I am 40 shouldn't revert back to my behavior of 20 years ago...really...

Then there was Ditzy McFuckface in her hoytee (and ugly) girly dress and full movie star make up, flipping her blonde hair like she was in an 80's music video right beside me...her hair kept hitting me and all I could think of was "THIS IS HOW LICE GETS SPREAD WITH ADULTS". Her and her same dressed brunette counter-part were begging for a throat punch. instead I just looked at Donna and she laughed b/c she knew EXACTLY what I was thinking...

Then there's this regular who shall remain nameless for fear if he ever saw this would actually probably stab me to death...he is at all the punk shows...he is a fucking degenerate...he lights shit on fire...tosses mic stands around and milk crates...flails and bashes around drunk as fuck, looking like a total mess...I have heard his life story through ppl who know him...I get that he is broken...but I fucking hate him...I hate him and his negative energy (I know it is funny that Ms Cranky Negative Pants can hate someones negative energy...but mine is not evil....his is) and have no idea how he manages to get laid b/c he stinks, he's gross and he is a complete fuck up.

Which leads me into the other pet peeve of these punk shows (aside from Andrea) - why do they gotta stink so bad? I get it, you are hardcore...you gotta wear your Jaks vest or your Teem Shiddy vest to proclaim you are in a club of sorts...and that the vest is never washed in case the patches get fucked up...I get it...BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP U FROM BATHING MOTHER FUCKERS?!?!?! YOU CAN SHOWER and not stink...I walked by a few guys last night that made my face pucker...its not stink sweaty hot bar smell...ohhh nooooo its I dont wash my clothes or shower stink. They don't all stink thank gawd or you wouldn't be able to breathe in there...People like Jono and Ty...they shower...they are proper adults and I can assure you them showering does not impact their hardcore status. Fucking punk rock a-holes - USE SOAP!!!

OK I feel better now actually.