this is a real conversation via email

A friend of mine fwd'd me an email she was involved in (names have been changed to protect the victim and the idiot)...we will call her Mona, Mona b/c she probably moans a lot in the sack but that's besides the point....anyhow 'Daphne' is well known for being a space cadet but this is pretty awesome.
ENJOY!
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Hello Mona

I need to know whose has overseas capabilities on their telephone. There used to be 3 telephones at this office who have this capability.

I know that Christine is one of them, but who are the other two?

Thank you,

Daphne

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Daphne,

I have heard Dawn’s phone. I know Bob's used to as well and assume he still does.

Mona

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Hi Mona

Please don't tell me what I already know. I need to know who presently besides Christine has the ability to call overseas on there telephone. That was my original question.

As telephone coordinator you have the ability to provide with with the facts so please do so.

Thank you,

Daphne

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Daphne

Please submit all requests and enquiries through your supervisor.

Thank you,

Mona