Cherished Misery, Inc.: Most Romantic Spam I Have Ever Received...

Monday, September 19, 2011

Most Romantic Spam I Have Ever Received...

I love how it makes no sense at the end. ha!

From: DANIEL EDUARDO JERALDO CORTÉS [mailto:danielpsx230@hotmail.com]
Sent: Monday, September 19, 2011 6:52 AM
To: jen.norris@comcast.net
Subject: [Shaw Suspected Junk Email] Re:

I am consumed by my love for you. I cannot contain it anymore. I have to let you know how I feel. I have given you an eCard to let you realize how I feel. see your letter Here
must have all the knowledge and all the help which we can get.

all my true, true friends, I want you to bear something in mind to hear him talk American slang,and whenever I was present, married, is quite out of the question.

1 comment:

Barbara Bruederlin said...: Poor man, he's consumed!; Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:30:00 p.m.

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