ok this totally fucking cracked me up lol i swear i didnt make any of these up hahahaha
google, for example "Jen needs" and look at the ADVICE u get hahaha but do it with your own name...some of the stuff is bang on which is quite disturbing haha
Jen needs to be a My Little Pony ~~wtf hahahahaha
Jen needs a break
Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist ~~ tried that for yrs, didnt really help much
Jen needs your help
Jen needs someone to love her as much as she loves them ~~ i may vomit
Jen needs ink ~~ i do want to expand on the tattoo i have….
Jen needs a new gun ~~ hahahaha
Jen needs to find a self righteous, conspicuous “I’m better than you” charitable position so she can keep charming the sheep into thinking she matters ~~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is my favorite one!
Jen needs to hook up with MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY!!!! ~~ twist my rubber arm!
Jen needs to visit a psychiatrist and possibly have a lobotomy. ~~ and SOON!
Jen needs to get back to the hospital immediately~~ im worried now, there is a theme
Jen needs to just move on for her sake
Jen needs to hook up with Clooney ~~ again with the rubber arm
Jen needs a better looking man ~~very untrue….id hump anything so long as i liked him hahahaha
Jen needs to get some more sun and a hair cut. ~~ well i did get my hair cut hahahahahahaha and well im waiting for pasty as a corpse to become a FAD!!!!
Jen needs to convince herself that warm weather isn’t so bad ~~ hahahaha
Jen needs to go completely crazy!
Jen needs to pack on twenty pounds ~~of make-up maybe hahahahaha
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