-5 with the windchill making it -15....
i dunno why they dont just say its -15.
anyway....it is cold out for us pussy victorians...so cold in fact i have an INCH of ice covering my whole patio door...but i did get to watch ayla fall on her ass trying to get down the driveway today so all is well and good in the world.
lastnight i had a very weird thing go on...i was completely FINE and then at 1130pm, out of nowhere, it was as if my stomach went into a giant freakout seizure...like the whole set of abdominal muscles not visible through the lard pockets, from my ribs to my crotch just turned ROCK HARD...and not in a six pack kinda way....oddly nothing accompanied the pain at all...no puking...not shitting of the pants...nothing...i immediately thought that if i was gunna die i wanted to die in my bed so i shut everything off and layed down, revisiting my birthing/breathing exercises....i thought maybe i was having a gallbladder issue but since the last one 4-5 yrs ago i NEVER eat anything late,esp that would cause it to have a fit...and this felt kinda different anyway. Then i thought i was having some magical *youre too fat to know yer pregnant and now yer miscarrying* episode...but...no uteral lining provided proof of that....
so i just layed there and went to sleep...
woke up today...not a problem...i thought my stomach would be SORE at least fr the weird muscle thingy but nothing....
Ive decided in my uneducated way that its the fucking meat from Fairway Market~ive never heard good things about their meat...but then the roast i made the other day, the 2x i ate the left overs i was instantly struck with tummy weirdness...then last ngiht i cooked the shit out of some ground beef and then 3 hrs later was struck with this belly seizure.
I am sooooo done with their meat....Kaila at work got the trots from the chinese food fr the deli so...thats that....i wont buy anything from them that is not boxed elsewhere.
Ewwww what if i got a parasite/fluke or something from that meat? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Michelle...you are smart to eat nothing with a face...
Anyhow....I cancelled my Dr appt so today i have to cab it to work, grab the chq dep. then cab to 3 other stores and grab there dep's then cab to the bank....drop it all off...then cab back to work...ohhhh holy day!!!
Quote of the Snow Season for ya...thanks Guy: However,there were hordes of people with BC plates, whose facial featurescaused me to speculate that they originated from a certain largecountry in Asia, who were driving as if someone had unplugged theirFUCKING BRAINS!!!!
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