I hate my sandwich today.
It failed me.
I made it with frozen bread.
It did not thaw in a way that I prefer.
Today I am wearing my newly fitting gingerbread man underwear.
This is likely why I am single and will remain so until the day I die a long gray haired witch looking woman with a taxidermied cat in her livingroom.
Finding men I can stand is enough of an issue...finding men who are emotionally available is another...add in that I don't trust human beings and that I am somewhat neurotic....well you see how this goes...cuts the odds down quite considerably. It is like trying to rent an apartment when you have a kid and a cat at the same time.
ha!
Placement process at work is going poorly...I know this will come as a massive shock to you all but the gov't (except when laying ppl off) is incredibly UNORGANIZED and the whole team of placement experts (pfft) are notexactly showing off their best skills at the moment...3 months to go, anything could happen but I am banking on EI @ the end of Dec. Take a little new years breather...and then get a job lickity split.
I am eating the perfect grapes right now...no they are not attached to a boy.
Only 4 grapes left....
This is gunna be a long afternoon.
People calling me today are snarky...
3 grapes left.
Snarky can suck my dick today.
0 grapes left.
Rude.
Have I mentioned I love Matthew Good yet today?? I do. No one sings to me like he does...no one. Except..maybe...Maynard...but Matthew's nicer to me.
TELL ME SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
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