Rape in Aisle 11

I am so not cut out for this girly home decor thing....I like spending $ and shit but NOT on crap like mattress covers and pads....I like spending $ on shit I use and like and covet...
60.00 for a mattress pad is effing FAGTARDMENTAL!! ok ok ok so they had a 2 for 1 deal so Ayla got a new one too....so really they were only 30.00 each BUT THE POINT IS I DIDN'T WANNA SPEND 60.00 on something so lame. If I sleep shitty tonight Zellers better watch the fuck out.

But the days salvation is that Lyle's had the new MG CD...wooohooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I am drooling.
And I needed it...I talked to someone today for over 40 mins mainly b/c she would not stop fucking talking...its like this woman has NO friends and called in just to tell me her life story....this is likely how poor Z feels when I get on a roll. Any male for that matter...Bruce used to give me that look...you know the look...the "why are you still talking" look but he still looked mildly amused so I never took him all that serious...I personally think he liked it. {insert delusion here}
I miss that fucker Bruce...Ayla and I were talking about him last night...the whole thing pisses me off so bad...but mostly makes me sad...{pout}

Have you ever sat down and made a list of the things that make you weird? Not just weird but thinks that make you non-typical from the BS you see presented to you as "normal" via the media etc? I was doing it on my travels today until the list got long and I started to feel like I should quit while I was ahead. Do it in your head...it is interesting.

I haven't gone for my walk yet and I have walked 4.5 kms today. That's right I have become an ultra uber super hardcore NERD and have one of them thingers that tells you how far u walk per day...this kind of detail in my life entertains the shit out of me...this I can allow myself to get obsessive over...unlike owning a scale. I nearly got one a while ago but came to my senses in time...I haven't owned a scale in over 15 yrs and judging by how I let one rule my life at my grandparents house as a teenager its likely a bad idea...plus I never wanted one in the house b/c I know Ayla would do the same thing...daily torture.
She has enough to deal with already.

Adrienne and I are going to meet for dinner shortly down in the hood...taco salad here I come...I also want to show her the new MG cd and make her wet herself....