Oct 23 2009
Yesterday I was having a conversation with someone about dinosaurs, how the t-rex variety were so gawd damn angry and ruled the world for a long while, brutal killers...ultimate predator etc...so today...im in this gawd forsaken course, drifting off b/c it was so boring...and suddenly...I was struck with the most amazing epiphany...Out of the blue I know why the t-rex dudes were so mad all the time....sexual frustration! Look at their wee little gimpy arms...they could not masturbate! I have always said mother nature was a fabulous force for allowing humans to evolve with long arms for such activities and here the poor t-rex's were denied.....!!! It made them fierce and unrelenting killers but....sheesh. Rude. So after I had this epiphany I thought I was a gawd damn genius and decided to finally file for Genius Status after putting it off for so long...
Then shortly after this epiphany....Coral made a comment about a really wei
rd lady in the class...her name is Merry (the spelling alone is odd), she was odd, she has tourettes-like sneezes, she spoke kind of weirdly loud b/c she is hearing impaired, sure not her fault but it still made her bizarre to watch and listen to...anyhoo...im sitting there all minding my beeswax and Coral writes on the notepad that Merry reminds her of the Albino from The Princess Bride movie....well fuck if I could stop laughing. I didn't go full blown lose my shit laughing but gawd dammit I was on the cusp! It was close....Ate the most awesomeness of burgers with Coral and Jeremy for lunch today...you know sometimes u get a burger that is just a step above a regular burger and you wanna bronze it and put it on a shelf to remember it always...? That was the burger I had today! It was at Smiths Pub in case you wanna go there for one and see 4 yourself...
O.M.F.G. Ran into the Englishman 2 days in a row....TWICE IN ONE WEEK!!!!! Jesus H Christ. If phone calls resume after this I am going to change my number.
It is windy & stormy out...I am grooving to Master Good...15 days til MATTHEW GOOD! squeeeeel!
Ok I gotta go find some Velcro!
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