The readership here has increased lately...I think the readers should go into the comments and say HELLO....Just to be nice & sociable...that’s what the internet is all about right? Then you won’t just be a creeper, you’ll be a participant of sorts.
Today I defied a donut...that’s right bitches. A box of Tim Horton donuts sat on the potluck table and we had a showdown and I won...eventually I slammed the fucking donut box lid closed and screamed “STOP STARING AT ME!” and left. They will miss me here, I am sure of it.
Matthew Good is only 11 days away!! SQEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is coming up fast and I am super pumped...so I am just hoping Master Good kicks the pneumonia and feels better by then...STOP INFECTING HIM WITH YOUR DISGUSTING FAN GERMS PEOPLE....gawd! Selfish bastards. My poor sick pretend husband...I would make him Miso For Sick People Soup if he would let me...next time any of u are sick and local lemme know...cuz my fabulous Japanese Canadian ex boss Chris showed me a secret soup recipe....miso, garlic, green onion, smoked salmon, veggies, ginger, egg, etc.....all boiled up good... mmmmmmmmm...
I am helping the Awesome Funny Lesbos move this weekend...moving other ppl is so fun (ok not really) b/c you don’t have to be the stressed out one...you are just the mule...I am a good mule. Hee Haw!
I saw the FUNNIEST sign someone put up on a pole on the way to work today...I will post the picture...it is pretty damn awesome...I am not sure what the point of it was but it made my day so who cares.
I need to invest in one kick ass so sharp it will cut your gawd damn finger off fancy Henckels knife...
I frigging hate cutting up meat with a shit knife...DO YOU HEAR MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
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