well thanks for all the greetings....aside from the crotch lady the birthday was uneventful til about 3 pm.
i started to feel weird.....very achy back.....by 345 i knew i was fucked.
yesterday i convinced myself i needed a milkshake...i haven't had one in months....surely on my b'day i needed one right?
yeah...
lets just say it was my last milkshake...it was a milkshake funeral really...
apparently this *change of lifestyle* ive had really throws a wrench into shit when u indulge....i have gallstones...they aren't really an issue b/c i know what not to eat and never eat at night....well...
apparently NOW its a more sensitive issue bc the milkshake i had at 11 am was kicking my ass by 330 pm....by 430 i couldn't sit, stand, walk or talk....i couldn't even walk home...i hobbled up to the bus and bused home, having to jump off the bus b4 my stop bc i told the guy i was gunna be sick...ha!
i got home by 445 (amazing timing, desperation is a good motivator) and i go straight to my bed....DEAD.....find a spot to lay in that is the least hideous and didn't get up until after 7 when I could feel it was done...its like clock work...4 hr attacks....this is only my 3rd ever attack and im determined to make it my last...its very much like being in labor...back labor...it is most disgusting and i have a fairly high tolerance for pain....
so yeah that was my birthday...lol AWESOME! idiot.
one good thing out of it is it has cured me of my ice cream adoration....i am officially scared of ice cream now.
lisa's meeting me at noon for noodle box lunch....oh sweet noodle box.....it wont kill me @ least...yay!
shawn made it through his umbilical hernia operation well...i look fwd to babysitting him sunday and hanging with him...esp b/c he will be crippled and maybe i can boss him around 4 a change hahahahah i probably shouldnt make him laugh at all though....that wouldnt be excessively mean.
wedding to go to saturday evening...i detest weddings as u know but....u know once every few yrs i get sucked into one...ayla is coming with me which im sure makes her want to die inside...hanging with mom....(she gave me a lovely little MAC gift cert for my bday which is weird bc she has NEVER done that b4 but i think she was trying to butter me up so id let her go to seattle - regardless...it was very nice and unexpected...im always impressed if she even bothers to look me in the eye once a day so...you know...)
tattoo is molting like a motherfucker...its all peely and gross...cant wait 4 that to be done...and the itch...
ryan mcmahons coming to vic nov 21....we have got to pack that fucking shitty hippy cafe this time...so im gunna be helping out with some local promo crap with the help of donna and some tips from Z....i really want him to have a good turn out...his vic shows are always so bloody lame for turn out i fear he will stop coming! eek!
so all u bitches in the vicinity are going to be hearing me harp the shit out of u to attend so start preparing now.
VICTORIA Spiral Cafe Nov 21 2009 SATURDAY......be there or be victim of my wrath.
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