MAUREEN: Jeez, I'm divorced and have never tried the living together thing again....ah what the hell, we did live together for sixteen years. Don't let the little things drive you insane - toothpaste in the sink, wrappers on the counter, a coffee cup on the table....those are the things that will drive you nuts. Oh, and if he runs around on you, cut his balls off the first time ;)
AUNTY PAM: always remember that he’s not the perfect man for you, there is no such thing as a perfect man...well you know how I feel about jim some days but for days of endurance you end up with the very best friend you could imagine...keep a small piece of yourself just for you though, that’s important!
TOM: Don't worry about the small things, in the long run they are irrelevant, focus more on the person, the time at hand.
Enjoy each others grossness, it's funner that way!
AUNTY CATHY: I don't really have any...but what I do know...is start as you mean to go on...I mean, just let it all hang out...and be yourself..people treat you how you teach them to treat you...you're screwed up,( I mean we all are, right?) he's probably screwed up so it will either be a grand passion or go down in a blaze of glory...ahahaha
but you already know all that and more...I think he will pass the biggest test the moment he steps off the train....if he doesn't laugh or run screaming in the other direction because of your red (from wiping your nose so much) nose and your alleged "bad hair", I'd say he's a keeper...
KELLY M: don't get worked up about little things, and there will be lots of little things. Save arguments for things that are worth arguing about and....oh yes...lots of blow jobs...ok maybe the last part is wishful thinking
TARA:
1) No one is perfect for you. They WILL do things that piss you off. There are really only two options - deal with it, or lose them.
2) I have to try to NOT say all the scathing, sarcastic things that pop into my head. For example "Why the fuck would you think that was a good idea" or "Do you even know me?"
3) I don't think going to bed mad is always a bad idea. You'll find in the night that you end up wrapped around each other and wake up in the morning to remember why you're with this person and feeling warm and safe.
4) While (when you get to this point in your relationship) farting in front of your loved one is both funny and humanizing, pooing while they're in the room is just crossing the line.
1) No one is perfect for you. They WILL do things that piss you off. There are really only two options - deal with it, or lose them.
2) I have to try to NOT say all the scathing, sarcastic things that pop into my head. For example "Why the fuck would you think that was a good idea" or "Do you even know me?"
3) I don't think going to bed mad is always a bad idea. You'll find in the night that you end up wrapped around each other and wake up in the morning to remember why you're with this person and feeling warm and safe.
4) While (when you get to this point in your relationship) farting in front of your loved one is both funny and humanizing, pooing while they're in the room is just crossing the line.
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