Cherished Misery, Inc.: guessing game

Monday, April 12, 2010

guessing game

can you guess which one of my friends just emailed me this:
"They tell me I have a degenrating disc in my spine. I've apparently worn it right out. It's the one that flexes during intercourse apparently?"

????????????

4 comments:

Maggie Ellwyn said...: mom says - guy
i say - shawn; Monday, April 12, 2010 7:44:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...: That sounds to me more like something a Powell River person would say,.......; Monday, April 12, 2010 11:42:00 p.m.
Conky said...: well you did used to live there Guy.; Tuesday, April 13, 2010 6:03:00 a.m.
Anonymous said...: Shhhhhhush!; Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:46:00 a.m.

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