Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Meet Sammy the Headless Squirrel...he is still laying outside my work....headless...did I mention headless? Sammy was not on a Greyhound heading to Manitoba or anything....he was likely either being a squirrel and an owl go to his delicious brain or a car ran over his melon. I like Guy's theory of the owl, being that brains are so yummy apparently. Little Sammy stinks a lot now....I wouldn't mind if he was cleaned up now...
Someone I know recently came upon a dead beaver...and wanted the tail so they cut it off with an axe....gotta admit I was a little grossed out...and I am not all that easy to gross out...poor dead beaver...mutilated...sigh.
Don't worry Sammy...I am not gunna whack yer furry tail off to make a key chain or anything.
Puked Out by Conky at 12:30 p.m.