Wednesday, January 11, 2012
The Dill Conspiracy
What is going on with taste buds when you bite into a chicken sandwich and get the wild taste of wasabi when you are 100% sure nothing about your sandwich came into contact with wasabi? So weird. It is like my problem with mint tea...I can’t drink it anymore...all I SMELL is dill pickles when I drink it. I love dill pickles but I don’t like dill pickle tea. I have never been in love with mint...toothpaste is disgusting and so are most of the alternatives...aside from the RED Cinnamon Close Up brand...I guess mint and I were not meant to be... ::sigh::
We have this really annoying courier who comes in daily...it’s like he should be a creepy camp counsellor...when we sign for the package he says “WELL DONE!” like we are potty training and just poo’d in the toilet for the 1st time ever. He is uber annoying positive cheerleader guy “HAVE A GREAT DAY!” - “WELL DONE!” – “FANTASTIC!” – “THAT’S SUPER!”...needless to say no one can stand him...I like to mess with him & make him uncomfortable by being as inappropriate as I can get away with professionally...he was in one day and there was also a really cute young (16) Venezuelan student in here who I was helping and I made a point to say in front of her to him “Stare much?” and then giggled a little...he was mortified and I was pleased b/c she didn’t know English well enough to catch on but he did not know that. Bahahahah! (Bad person I know)
I would kill a bunny wearing a cute bow tie for a nap right now...this morning I got up at the usual 5:30 am and went straight to the couch to nap until 6:15...fuggggg man I am dragging ass. I wish I had a cot in my cubicle...I could probably lay on the floor and have a really good nap but...I’d have to be desperate to lay on this nasty carpet.