Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Meat Whisperer


Both my work and home PC keyboards are absolutely revolting....I periodically turn them upside-down and get loose crumbs out but really....the things are covered in dust, grime and grossness...It is a wonder I have not died from some grossness infection...keyboard herpes or something. I do try and clean it...canned air and wiping but you just can't get in the crevices...I wonder if there is a little tool someone invented to fit between keys for cleaning....something better than a Q-Tip...?

Ooo OOooo oo I think my mom send me some of this: http://keyboardcleaner.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cyberclean-keyboard-cleaners.jpg

Must investigate later! A long paint brush might be helpful as well...

 

Being back to work on Tuesdays after 3 days off is a soul crushing experience...not b/c its terrible here...far from it but...while I realize I need the routine of a job or i would become a complete HERMIT and never leave my house....why should I? I have everything I need there...lots to keep my occupied...Christ – I can order groceries online now and have them delivered for a mere 10.00...10 bucks and I don't even have to SHOP myself....that is so friggin amazing. I will do anything to avoid going to the grocery store now...sadly there are a few things I refuse to order online...like MEAT...I am not ordering meat I do not visually inspect 1st. It isn't like I have some kinda of power to tell if meat is ok...I am NOT the 'meat whisperer' or anything...I just have to LOOK at it... (hahaha @ meat whisperer....how dirty)

 

Poor Mel just spent 1500.00 b/c her  cat eat a fracking earplug....MY CAT PLAYS WITH MY EARPLUGS ALL THE TIME....not any gawd damn more though...wtf....? I can say I am pretty sure I would not spend 1500.00 to save my cat for eating an earplug...survival of the fittest...that's just dumb, even for a cat...and I own a stupid cat...I am sure you remember my cat was the one who jumped/fell off the 4th floor balcony a few yrs back...and lived...took me 3 days to find her BUT she was physically fine...took her to the vet to get looked at....a little soft tissue damage...nothing bad...pretty sure she landed on her head though b/c she can be so painfully stupid at times it hurts me feelings. I had pet insurance then...so the vet trip was covered for 80%. As soon as I pass over Ayla cell bill to her I am signing up for pet insurance again b/c it has been a while and.........it just seems smart. You expect dogs to do dumb shit like eat foreign objects (ie: Donna's dog Dugan eats socks and condoms ffs....) but cats – they should be smarter than that....but they aren't.

2 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Ordering meat online would be as bad as ordering shoes online. Of course, my mother in law used to stick her thumbnail into meat packages to determine if she wanted to buy them...

~Jen~ said...

omg @ the fingernail.... ::GAG::